I hate buying condoms

Do they not have those dispensers in public bathrooms where you are? It's still not a perfect solution since someone can walk in on you, and the machines are rank, but you don't have to directly talk to anyone.

 

I don’t know where you live, but couldn’t you go to a store with a self check out and totally avoid any personal interaction when checking out?

 

Why don't you purchase your condoms online?

 

I used to feel shy about buying condoms now I just have fun with it and give a big wink to the clerk especially if there a younger attractive women the look on there faces when I have done that are priceless , life is way to short to be taking things so serious have fun

 

Another problem with purchasing condoms is standing in the family planning aisle picking up and replacing the packages while comparing them.

Hmmm this one is ribbed and this one is for her pleasure - what is the difference? wait this one is flavored ... Should I purchase 12 for $10 or 24 for $15?

Then there is someone standing right beside me comparing the cough medicines on the opposite shelf.

 

Dude, if I ever buy condoms I am going to laugh like a maniac while I do it.

 

I find the act of buying condoms hilarious. You never know how the person behind the counter is going to react! I'm a virginfag so I've only bought them one time (didn't get lucky) and the guy was like "do you want a bag for this?" For some fucked up reason I said no. I figured, since it's only one item why would I waste a bag on something that easily fits in one hand? But then I realized that the purpose of the bag was not to aid in the carrying of said contraceptives, but rather to conceal them from potential onlookers.

So I walked out of the store brandishing a very obvious box of rubbers and after maybe a minute I finally realized that I was a complete moron.

 

I would just buy them online. You can just have them delivered. Nobody would know. But yes I always hated getting them when I used to. It was always an awkward experience.

 

Well, every app we install spies on us and everyone's info is up for sales on the dark web, so really you shouldn't be bothered about Amazon sizing you up and down. The only way to avoid your info not being out there is not ever using the internet but it's too late for that now.

 

Find somebody w/ an iud so you dont need a condom. Problem solved.

 

tell your girl friend to buy the condoms ,if you dont have a girlfriend to buy condoms then why are you buying them,

 

make it habit not to buy condoms, always be the first one to ask if she has condoms when things get hot an heavy, if she doesnt then no S that day, bottom your clothes back on turn the tv on or whatever

 

Lol. Order them online if this is a concern dude.

Easy there tiger...

What?! Whoa man how much sex do you have? Not saying anything about it but seriously how much?