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Thread about math jokes...
What do you call two friends who love math? Algebros.
I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
Lol, funny jokes xd
What will make you pull out your hair more than your ex partner? Math
What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless.”
What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet
Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Haha good one
I'm a Literature major, I only understand a fraction of these
Having taught math for six years you'd think I'd have more but this is all I've got:
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What did the spelling book say to the math book?“
I know I can count on you!”
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?
Why should you never talk to Pi?
Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
The joke is mathematics = maths, not math.
Did you hear that 19 and 20 had a fight?
Me to maths:
I just can't find your x move on buddy! She is gone.