My daily routine

Consider practicing meditation friend, it will strengthen the prefrontal cortex (wether a weak prefrontal cortex causes wet dreams or causing you to pass out idk).
Also think about exploring the subconscious. All humans on this planet have things inside their psyche that they have buried, and if you want to be free of that you must explore these things, shine a light on them and transcend them.

 

So you have suppressed your sexuality instead of transcending it? And if it bothers you why not do something about that?

Also you're asking questions, and pretty much just complaining and then when you get an answer that may help you say you don't have time for it.
Truly ask yourself where your motivations lie in what you're doing. And what it is you truly value.

Are you motivated to do so many things, being pretty much a work-a-holic (not an inherently bad thing btw) because you're running away from something you do not wish to confront?
You seem to have a great deal of confusion and negative emotions surrounding your sexuality, isn't that something worth taking the time for to find peace in?

Also "You will never get laid so allow me to rid you of this excess semen. You wont get laid so nothing else matters." doesn't sound like the subconscious speaking to you, sounds more like the ego telling lies.


Why do you think you'll never get laid, why do you think nothing else matters since you won't get laid (what does that even mean)?
Why do you care so much about getting wet dreams in the first place?