I pledge my sword to the Order of the Wallflower, from today until the day I die. I shall use all my strength to fight the hordes of PMO, to inspire myself and others, to regain the domain of our castles. I shall promote the knightly values of strength, purity, chivalry and generosity. I shall improve myself daily with meditation, exercise and avoiding the dark void that is the web. I shall be as strong as possible to help others, but humble to recognize when I need the help of my fellow men.