I woke up to casually use the Google Search engine and guess whose smart, Swiss Miss white bread grinning face with all of his bland, pasty friends is in the first photo of the first headline? Pete “Booty-Judge” Buttigieg 2020. Pete, nobody likes you. Nobody will vote for you. In an ideal situation, being the first gay president would be a milestone, but you, personally, need to face facts. You’re not passing the big primary. Quit while you’re ahead, and while you’re at it, just disappear. Vanish from the planet earth. And thanks for ruining “High Hopes,” which was never a great song but a decent one, until your supporters that you can count on one hand came along and made it cringe.