So This Is Funny (Trigger Warning)

Sexual story down below, don't cry to me that you fapped because of it. You been warned.









So after day 50 I started to get a dull ache in/behind my nuts, I figured it was just buildup or something and I moved on, 19 days later of it happening daily I decided enough is enough. I call up a girl that has been flirting with me for a while and I take her back to my place, I'm straight with her and said I've been celibate for a few months and while I wont have my normal endurance that I would make sure she leaves satisfied. She is down with the sales pitch and ends up going down on me to "ease me back in", now I'm strange I'm told, I enjoy oral standing up (perhaps from watching porn) and as I'm about to blast off I give her a heads up, what happens next is both horrifying and amusing.

I start to blast off and she intends to swallow it, first shot chokes her out, as she pulls back to cough another salvo comes out and smacks her right on the face, and then a 3rd massive shot gets her right in the eyes (she was turning her head lol), while the climax was "bleh" the relief I felt in my genitals was beyond fantastic, I will also mention that I haven't shot off like that since I was 18. All of a sudden she is coughing/gagging and I get her a moist towel to clean up, my sperm was real yellow and thick as cake batter. She said it was probably the worst taste she ever had and it kinda killed the mood, all I could do was apologize and took her home. I just figured some of you guys might get a laugh out my night. I feel really bad for her, it was not my intention for it to go south like that...I figured I would be a 2 pump chump and finish her off orally but it turned out much worse.

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I also wonder if anyone else here had the same kind of sperm issues and the dull ache in your nuts? I think after last night I might downgrade to MO every 7-14 days with no porn/fantasy of any kind. I never planned to do zero PMO after 90 days, my main goal was to remove porn from my life. I don't view MO as a bad thing...especially if it saves you from moments like above lol.