Sometimes balls hurt, but what about...

When your dick hurts?

My streak is accurate, and on one side of my dick it hurts. Of course common sense notes that it's the left side. And something I hate admitting to anyone, but I beat off with no lube.

I've literally done absolutely everything to possible to just fuck up my dick. I beat my dick like it's my wife in the 50's but it hasn't left me yet. But one day it's gonna end up in the hospital.