The most fucked up place you ever masturbated?

While I was waiting for my piano lesson in the private practise room next door to where she was teaching. Sometimes you just gotta.

I was like 12 or 13.

Disgusts me to this day. But also I didn't get caught so I'm kind of a master of stealth.

 

Not true. I can do that.

 

Oh boy...

 

Well I should have been more clear. I didn't mean in public. I meant grinding the chair. The idea that only girls can do that is false.

 

I hear ya.

 

Well let's see.

Classroom in high-school before school began. Still anybody could have walked in.
Abandoned street in broad daylight.
My parent's garden in broad daylight with light cover.
On the roof of my parent's house during the night.

Ya, I was a bit crazy when I was like 16. I usually don't do that kind of stuff anymore. Nowadays it's sex in public places if the girl is into it...

 

In the backyard bushes at night, in an open field on a festival, in my parents' bed (they had a huge ass cupboard with mirrored doors), in the basement where everyone in the house kept their bikes, on the balcony, next to a sleeping friend, in my brother's room (it's where the only PC was at), in the toilet of the boys' room during a church trip, in kindergarten. I'm sure there were even more weird places I just can't remember right now.

Just to be clear and to avoid misunderstandings: I was a kid in all of the above-mentioned scenarios.

And wow...I really have to rethink my judgments. Because I used to be pretty ignorant and couldn't understand people who masturbate on public restrooms. It's pretty disgusting to touch yourself that way in a place where dozens of random people come to defecate. A (young pubescent) man's gotta do what he's got to do I guess.

 

In class

 

This probably needs a trigger warning.

 

I did it in middle of my class D: i was so fucked up, that was the worst, then i did it in the school bathroom and about three times in a bus. Please don't judge, i was just hitting puberty, i would never do things like that now :S

 

I once jerked off in the school bathroom - really wasnt my greatest moment.

 

My school's bathroom. Pretty nasty.
I did it in the woods, but as a guy who thinks masturbation can be good and porn is the issue I must say it was good.

 

Wood you do it again?

 

I remember when I was 15 I went to the nice houses in the hills, into someone's and large garden backyard and got naked masturbating there. That was a long time ago.

 

It's Latin for "Wolf"

 

In a car with someone sleeping next to me, driving down the road, storage room at work, and received a handjob from my GF while her grandkids slept on top of us, to name a few.

I'm one fucked up individual.

 

Public Washroom...

 

What were you masturbating too? >.>

 

This thread might have some kind of therapeutic value but it really fucks the feng shui of this section up IMHO.

Like I don't really want to be reading the title of this thread everytime I come into this section but what are you going to do lol?