The most fucked up place you ever masturbated?

That's a really beautiful signature mate

 

Btw, I wish you'd move this thread.

But I doubt that's going to happen nor do I wield any power to have it moved lol.

I get that it might feel like you're getting some skeletons out of your closet and connecting with others who have struggled with masturbation but I feel like it belongs in the Porn Addiction section for some reason....

Call me biased. Call me an asshole.

I just don't want this stain of a thread in our glorious Off Topic section ANYMORE DAMMIT!

Hey I'm no angel but I also have already gotten my skeletons out here, so when I say stain of a thread I mean I don't need to roll around in this shit from the past everytime I come into the Off Topic section IMHO.

 

Ha ha. Clever! Was the pun intended?

 

In the woods at night beside a disused railway line, not far from a pathway between two housing estates, 14 or 15; naked and watching older women walk by.

Only time I have ever done the whole 'outdoor' thing

 

I get your point, but that section does mention sex addiction in the description but some people don't consider masturbation sex...I think it's still a sexual compulsion issue and someone who may masturbate or used to masturbate responsibly without what they would consider a problem probably wouldn't have anything to post in this thread hahahaha.....I'll just wear my special thread title reading goggles when I come to have fun in this section I guess:

 

Perhaps subconsciously I have a tendency of using puns completely unintentionally, it's not unique for me by any means but no I did not consciously try to make that pun.

 

You son of a bitch, were YOU the one that stole my special thread title reading goggles?!

 

It's Been Awhile since I've Staind.

 

Canis Lupus; also the scientific species name for the gray wolf.
http://www.lupus.org/answers/entry/where-did-the-name-lupus-come-from

Thanks, I knew that but it's what I go by. Roll with it.

 

Before an IQ test in the toilet in the floor no shit

 

Organic Chemistry class.

I got a D.

 

Soo many of you jerking it in the woods..

Y'all a pack of wolfs masturbating till full moon.

 

Its possible all right...

 

Only public place I've ever done it at is school. School desks, school bathroom, locker room.

As for the most fucked up, I've done it in the same bed as friends and family members. At sleepovers, cousins, and grandma's bed.

Once I tried watching porn with my sister in the next room and I realized 10 minutes too late that I hadn't plugged in my headphones.

 

This pun is just way too much for me...I QUIT!

 

Who else but Quagmire grandma!

 

I've once fapped in the back seat on our ride to the airport with my siblings sitting right next to me. Fapped in bed to P while my fiance was asleep twice, fapped in parliament, my dads office and in the toilet using condoms for the mess. Fapped while watching a movie with my nephews and he felt the jizz on the blanket and was confused. Fapped while sleeping in the same bed as my nephew, while he was asleep. Fapped while having a sleepover with my cousins and we were 3 in the bed. Fapped in my exes bathroom that couldn't be locked fapped in the living of my exes apartment while no one was in the apartment. Fapped to P on loud speaker at my brother in laws when his house was being renovated and there was no ceiling board in the whole house. That was the most recent awkward place. Now I pray I never fap in any place awkward or not.

 

Oh I akso

oh I also did it in my old office a lot...