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Fapstronaut
Welcome to the Star Trek Challenge!
NoFap: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship NoFapper. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go on streaks longer than anyone has been on before!
The Porn Collective has assimilated millions of drones, using porn nanites to take over their body and mind. These nanites play pornographic scenes and images within their minds, using the dopamine spikes as an energy source. It's a vicious, but clever continuous loop, designed to trap an individual forever.
Do you accept the challenge of battling against the mighty Porn Collective?
RULES
1). Post that you're IN.
2). Post as often as you're able to.
3). Start from your current streak.
RANKS
Borg Drone = 0 days
You've been assimilated by the Borg Collective! Or should I say, the Porn Collective! You've become a Borg Drone/Porn Drone. However, you retain an ounce of individuality, and there's choice you have to make regarding the Porn Collective.
Sickbay = 1-4 Days
You've been rescued by the USS NoFapper, and are currently resting in sickbay, while your body adjusts to life without the porn nanites. This is a tough moment, as you are still suffering from the physical and mental trauma of assimilation.
Civilian = 5-7 days
Following your physical recovery as a Porn Drone, you now have access to the recreational area of USS NoFapper. Eventually, you're dropped off at the next Starbase, where you meet with Starfleet to discuss your experiences as a Borg Drone. You are given quarters to stay, while you decide your next move.
Cadet = 8-13 days
You decide to make a change in your life, and contribute to the fight against the Porn Collective. You enlist in the Starfleet Entrance Exam. You pass with flying colours, and are now a Cadet at Starfleet NoFap Academy.
Ensign= 14-29 days
You've proven yourself worthy at Starfleet Reboot Academy. With impressive performances in your modules and practical assessments, you've been assigned aboard the USS NoFapper as an Ensign, with all the privileges the rank holds. Congratulations, Ensign.
Lieutenant Junior Grade= 30-44 days
You've demonstrated outstanding and exceptional standards in your work, with another promotion well earned. With increased responsibilities, you're expected to assist those below you in rank. The plus side is more time privileges in the Holodeck (not for PMO use).
Lieutenant = 45-59 days
You're proving yourself to the leadership team aboard the USS NoFapper. You now run your own team meetings, and take on even more responsibilities, which means more training. You also work closely with those higher than you in the chain of command.
Lieutenant Commander = 60-74 days
You're now one of the highest ranked personnel aboard the USS NoFapper. You're assigned bridge duties, which includes operating the helm, weapons and tactical! Keep going!
First Officer/Commander = 75-89 days
You've reached executive level, second in rank only to the Captain! Your new responsibilities include meeting with Heads of Department and leading Away teams on exploratory and diplomatic missions! You may call yourself either 'Commander' or 'First Officer' in your signature.
Captain = 90-140 days
Congratulations, Captain! You've been assigned to your own ship. Call it whatever you want, and update your signature! You can now lead the fight against the Porn Collective, with your trusted crew at your side.

NoFap: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship NoFapper. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go on streaks longer than anyone has been on before!

The Porn Collective has assimilated millions of drones, using porn nanites to take over their body and mind. These nanites play pornographic scenes and images within their minds, using the dopamine spikes as an energy source. It's a vicious, but clever continuous loop, designed to trap an individual forever.

Do you accept the challenge of battling against the mighty Porn Collective?


RULES
1). Post that you're IN.
2). Post as often as you're able to.
3). Start from your current streak.
RANKS
Borg Drone = 0 days
You've been assimilated by the Borg Collective! Or should I say, the Porn Collective! You've become a Borg Drone/Porn Drone. However, you retain an ounce of individuality, and there's choice you have to make regarding the Porn Collective.

Sickbay = 1-4 Days
You've been rescued by the USS NoFapper, and are currently resting in sickbay, while your body adjusts to life without the porn nanites. This is a tough moment, as you are still suffering from the physical and mental trauma of assimilation.

Civilian = 5-7 days
Following your physical recovery as a Porn Drone, you now have access to the recreational area of USS NoFapper. Eventually, you're dropped off at the next Starbase, where you meet with Starfleet to discuss your experiences as a Borg Drone. You are given quarters to stay, while you decide your next move.

Cadet = 8-13 days
You decide to make a change in your life, and contribute to the fight against the Porn Collective. You enlist in the Starfleet Entrance Exam. You pass with flying colours, and are now a Cadet at Starfleet NoFap Academy.

Ensign= 14-29 days
You've proven yourself worthy at Starfleet Reboot Academy. With impressive performances in your modules and practical assessments, you've been assigned aboard the USS NoFapper as an Ensign, with all the privileges the rank holds. Congratulations, Ensign.
Lieutenant Junior Grade= 30-44 days
You've demonstrated outstanding and exceptional standards in your work, with another promotion well earned. With increased responsibilities, you're expected to assist those below you in rank. The plus side is more time privileges in the Holodeck (not for PMO use).

Lieutenant = 45-59 days
You're proving yourself to the leadership team aboard the USS NoFapper. You now run your own team meetings, and take on even more responsibilities, which means more training. You also work closely with those higher than you in the chain of command.

Lieutenant Commander = 60-74 days
You're now one of the highest ranked personnel aboard the USS NoFapper. You're assigned bridge duties, which includes operating the helm, weapons and tactical! Keep going!

First Officer/Commander = 75-89 days
You've reached executive level, second in rank only to the Captain! Your new responsibilities include meeting with Heads of Department and leading Away teams on exploratory and diplomatic missions! You may call yourself either 'Commander' or 'First Officer' in your signature.

Captain = 90-140 days
Congratulations, Captain! You've been assigned to your own ship. Call it whatever you want, and update your signature! You can now lead the fight against the Porn Collective, with your trusted crew at your side.


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