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The undeniable way to picking up a woman for life.

Discussion in 'Self Improvement' started by FightingTriton, Jul 17, 2019.

  1. Last night I came up with this list, I entered it into my personal "from the moment I gave up porn" journal. It's what I've been trying to follow as closely as I can, and it's what I believe a man has to do if he wants his best chances at not only picking up a girlfriend, but keeping her forever if he loves her. What's the basis for all this? If you want to pick up a woman, you have to think like a woman. What makes a woman happy? here's what she's looking for.

    -He makes his bed, EVERY morning the moment he gets up.

    This way when he does find his significant other, he will please her by showing her he is tidy. So this goes a long way in a relationship. Also, he changes the sheets often, and looks for new blankets often, to show his woman that he wishes to keep things comfortable. If comedian Dave Chappelle taught me anything, it's that "Women like comfortable surroundings, so men get comfortable surroundings." Which leads us to the next step.

    -Cleans up his house, and keeps it clean.

    The time you had for your projects and whatnot is over. You are no longer an artist, you are no longer drawing inspiration from the mess in your room. You are going to be sharing a home with someone who doesn't want her guests to think she is a slob. so guess what? Get off your high horse about it being "Your house" or "Your room" and just CLEAN UP YOUR DAMN HOUSE!!!

    -Gives away his childhood. ALL OF IT.

    That memorabilia you saved from your childhood? Get it out. Video games are the first to go. Those are a waste of time at this point in your life. You are not going to make a living playing GTA V. Your woman doesn't want to be seen out in public with you in your Saiyan Pride shirt. Nor that big black trenchcoat in your closet. Or your Linkin park hat with sweat stains, no matter how bad you want it. Oh yeah, start dressing like a man. No more of those flaming shirts you wore in the 4th grade, no more dirty slogans, no more beer shirts. Last thing your woman wants is to let you promote these sorts of things to her babies, the babies you might have together.

    -Works out by lifting weights, and eats like a gentleman.

    What do you want in a woman physically? Think about what she wants out of you. If you're fattened up by endless nights of ordering pizza and drinking Pepsi out of 2 litre bottles, guess what buddy? Those days are LOOOONG gone. You're trading that 2 litre Pepsi for a 4 litre water jug, and that pizza for protein powder. You're doing Body beast. Or P90X if you prefer, or insanity if you're just plain stupid like I was (even the people in that workout can't do it, it's brutal, but my goodness does it ever get you ripped and slender.) Bottom line is, you're giving it all in the gym 5-6 days a week. She wants a sexy hunk of a man, so give it to her. And if she's a little bit fat, accept it. You're a little fat too, bud. But if she's a whale, run away, things are not gonna work out. You cannot love on a personality alone.

    -Gets his hair cut, brushes his teeth, and keeps as hygienic as possible.

    You better get it cut. Like once a month. And shampooed and conditioned. Or shave it off if you're going bald, it'll give her the image of a dominant man, which means she'll probably actually want to give you a beej. Also, make sure you brush your teeth every night. Not just brushing, like flossing and mouthwash too. That way when you go to bed you can kiss her good night and she'll love it that you did that. Also, use body spray and cologne. Smell like a man who takes as much time as she does to spiffy up. That way you don't smell like Fred Flintstone's ass. If your woman smelled bad from 3-day old jeans you wouldn't want to be within 4 feet of her. And shave your face in a way she'll like (I'll give you a hint...beards.)

    -Keeps his car clean, and wears sunglasses.

    There's always that image of the rockstar in his car, and he's always driving something flashy and pristine, with a pair of sunglasses on. So guess what? Get your car washed, and/or your truck washed at least once or twice a week. This counts as cleanliness and everything counts here. If your car is a beater and it's scratched, get it fixed. A simple touch up at a shop might do, or maybe a Maaco job, but if the car is so beater your friends don't want to ride in it, ditch it. Last thing your woman wants to do is die in a car that has a check engine light on.

    -Listens to some peaceful music and watches peaceful television, and doesn't fuss over facebook.

    Your woman probably isn't into Megadeth like you are. So Megadeth is music you definitely aren't listening to together. You might like 80's action films that have loads of swearing in 'em. Guess what? You're not swearing anymore. You cannot swear in public. Not even by accident. Last thing your woman needs is for her kid to hear you say it and repeat it at school for the DARE officer to hear. So guess what? Put on some easy listening music, watch Bob Ross on YouTube, and NEVER blow your cool in public. don't be macho to impress your girl, but give an adversary a warning if he threatens you before fighting him. Actually give as many warnings as you humanly can. If you're going to wind up on YouTube, it had better be to tell your future children that their daddy is a bad-ass and had the video to prove it when he beat up a drunk at a restaurant, rather than explaining why daddy is allowed to use terms like "c*ck-s*cking drunk fat f*ck" on YouTube but they're not allowed to call their teachers that. Also, stop reading too much facebook. There's lots of articles and posts that are meant to get a negative rise out of you. You don't need that in your life.

    -Observes everyone around him for information.

    This is the most important piece. You're going to choose a woman to spend the rest of your life with, so you'd better be careful about how you choose your girlfriend. Do not be desperate and take the desperate fat chick, she is not going to change. Maybe. No, pretty much all of them won't change from being super fat. Look at women in the face and see how the gorgeous ones are in such great detail. Study patterns about what you like about them. Observe the unmarried, older men and study patterns in behavior that might affect their luck with women, like how they walk. The way a man should walk is with his shoulders protruding back and forth, not his arms. He needs to walk like he needs to get somewhere, but he's in no hurry. Observe the older married couples who look like they're dressed nice. Observe patterns in their behavior. Study as much as you can, this is the only time you can study women because once you pick one, she's the only one who likes to be looked at by you. Obviously in business transactions you have to look at other women, but be strictly business. Do not joke. Do not check her out, ALWAYS keep your eyes on other women's faces. Do not even smile beyond the introduction. Your woman will watch EVERYTHING.

    -Cuts back and eliminates his vices.

    This should be pretty obvious, fellow fapstronauts. Get rid of all your porn. It ruins your brain. Seriously, try laying on a bed and imagining something. Guaranteed your penis doesn't go up, you have a porn addiction and you have to end it. Join NoFap (Which is a good first step as well) and get clean. You can't please a woman with genitalia destroyed by masturbation. Also, your weed and alcohol? It's probably a good idea to avoid smelling like weed or smoking it at the start of your journey. You need to focus on her and drugs take away that focus. If you find out she likes weed or alcohol, then maybe you can smoke & drink it together, but once your woman says she's pregnant, THAT'S IT. Right there. At no point can you ever show your kids that you are a user. They will see a loser who can't quit his bad habits (so why should they if you tell them to?) Even worse, if you smoke weed while watching over your kids, and they get badly hurt, you're going inside over child neglect. I don't think I need to tell you what happens to guys who hurt children in prison. As for alcohol, it's still socially acceptable to have a drink out in a fancy restaurant, or maybe a smoke at a friends place. But until your kids are old enough to understand adulthood, it's best not to partake in any of it.

    -Finally, he smiles, and talks like a man.

    This is always, ALWAYS the first thing she'll see. Your smile. If you smile, it indicates you are not going to drag her down with bad moods and bad things that have happened. Besides, she'll find your smile cute. Look at her face, not at her cleavage. admire her ass from behind but don't stare directly at it. Look at her hair. Look at her nose. Look at her mouth close up. Look at everything. You're going to have to look at that for the next 30, 40, 50 years, right? So it had better be beautiful to you. Next, the man initiates the conversation, but pick-up lines are cheesy. Wait for a situation where you can walk in or have a conversation. If she asks for a name with a smile, you're within striking distance of asking her out. If she doesn't seem interested in you, don't bother. If she has a ring on her finger, GTFO, she is married and she is not yours. If she is showing excessive cleavage, it's probably a REALLY bad idea to ask her out because of the cleavage sticking out. She knows it's there, she might think that's what you're only interested in...but you never know, she could be wearing it to attract her significant other. Bottom line, this is where you should be yourself. Because everything else has been taken care of.....by you. You have made "being yourself" Sexy because BEING WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO BE is sexy to her.

    If you need a quick reference, just think back to what your mother wanted from you as a kid and got mad at you for not doing. She is your best friend, and nagging you was her way of helping you gain the skills to deal with women.
     
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2019
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  2. Rehab_warrior

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    Hey fightingtriton,

    Thanks for your AWESOMES advices !

    Stay brave bro
     
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