The WEIRDEST place you fapped?

I also have. Many public crazy places.

 

Lots of weird places. Driving and been caught by another car. I'm mom's bed. I'm mom's bath tub with the nozzle of her old style douch in my butt, on the couch with sister on the other couch as s13 yr old and even at church in the balcony.

The worst one was after i got addicted to porn i would do it every chance i got and did it when i was in a hot tub with my cousin who was 11 at the time and she kept asking what i was doing

 

Classroom

 

I forgot a time actually last year I fapped in the same bed as my brother in a hotel, the bed was warm and I couldn’t fall asleep.

 

In a public Library that wasn't too busy. Just skeeted in a Goosebumps book and carried on about my day. No regrets.

Spoiler: Lol

I'm just kidding. Lmaooo. I never fapped anywhere but my room. I wish I can say helicopter on some James Bond shit, but eh, never happened.

 

At school, as i sat in the back seat. Also, aeroplane and train bathroom and finally toilets in a coding class

 

In my backyard.

 

Haha great thread! It's good that were having a laugh about this stuff!

ummm I guess on a broads face?

My favourite is actually...

I was jogging in the morning... It was before sunrise and i jerked off on the wall/doorway (like where the door and the wall meet in the corner) or my old middle school

 

Wtf lmaooooo, like on the hinges? Probably made the door stop squeeking lmaoooooo

 

The janitor was never gonna do anything about it.

I guess my weirdest place was the bathroom at work. Other than that it was always at home.

 

Goodness... it’s nice knowing we’re not alone in this. Where do I begin.
-At my friend’s houses multiple times.
-Rode my dirt bike around, stopped and got off in the woods many times.
-in the pool when no one else was home.
- I shot one out my 2nd story bedroom window one time.
-In my car on my road with no one else around.
-A few different times in the bathroom at family get togethers.
-At the bathroom at work a few times as a teen.
-Sophomore year of HS, during class this girl was very exposed. No touching but I tried to flex to O but it didn’t happen thankfully.
-Couple times discreetly with basketball shorts in the backseat of the car on the way home from school with mom and bro in front seat. Couldn’t even wait to get home from school WTF.

It was like some sort of sick thrill. Yikes.

 

Do you have a wall/doorway fetish? did you just leave it there to dry?

 

Lmaooo by now his semen probably mutated into a cocoon

 

Oh my god that’s how the Demogorgon was created

 

In the plane washroom while it was in the air, it was on my bucket list lol

 

Lmaoo, legend has it, half those kids in the school are missing because the Demogoron ate them!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bahaha it was like when you take a piss somewhere. You always find a good corner to let go in

 

How did you fap in class?

 

Wait, so you jizzed on someone’s grave?

 

In the waiting room while my piano teacher got ready, I think I was 13 or so at the time.