Weirdest place you've masturbated..?

at work in various spots where no one else could see me, i was young dont judge

oh, and the teachers lounge at my high school too

 

On a bed in a hotel room lying down next to an unknowing roommate.

 

In high school, I jacked off in the bathroom

 

These threads are always great.

Spoiler

I once prone-masturbated in the Dead Sea, which was very painful (excessive salt content was sucked into my dickhole, and when trying to piss approx. 5 mins. later, I felt an immense burning pain in my dick). Fast forward a few years, and I once (or twice?) masturbated while driving. Oops!

 

Not weird, but certainly dangerous.

 

Thats weird enough lol,

 

My boy here is a savage.

 

Hey Joshua. Where to begin?

Let's see, how about with the most recent? Maybe less than 2 months ago.

Target is doing some renovation work and a good portion of the lot is fenced off with work trailers. I was drinking and pulled in to take a piss in between trailers, and no one can really see inside as it is made to look private but it's just fenced off and there was no locked gate just equipment making it look inaccessible. I felt cozy taking a piss and happened to shoplift a porn magazine from an adult shop down the block and stumbled back into the construction area with it in my pants. I set my hard tea on a piece of construction equipment and started going at it to the magazine. Right in the parking lot. A piece of red plastic draped over a fence was all that was separating me from traffic passing by on the other side of it.

 

I masturbated in the train or tram, just sitting on the seat. Or when good friend van my was sleeping next to me in a hotel. In the woods or parking sport near the highway.

 

All very amusing.
And this exhibitionism is helping people combat PMO in what way?

 

What was your method of concealment? I am fascinated by shoplifting stories.

 

Do you think any of us did this for our recovery?

Like what is your motive for asking that.

 

I grabbed a magazine off the wall after taking a quick glance over my shoulder to see if any of the store associates were looking my way. I then proceeded to walk down a video aisle and got to a spot I assumed that no cameras could see me in. I then checked if anyone was looking and quickly put it under the waist of my pants, underneath a tight pair of boxers to grip it. Terrible habit. Talk about a real sexual compulsion issue.

Thanks for allowing me to confess.

 

TMI

 

Couldnt write it down xD

 

Sharing a hotel room bed with a friend

Sunbathing in the back garden

In a random field on a morning walk. Ha

 

In the living room, while my family was is the kitchen, which is adjacent.
In the living room, while my parents were sleeping right next to me.
In the living room, while my sister and cousin were in her bedroom. They showed up without notice, I was wearing jeans, so I couldn't retreat on time and they saw me.
In the classroom, when the classmate sitting next to me was taking glances at me.
On the seat of the tractor, when it was parked in the open garage.
In the toilet of the reastaurant that I was working.
In the hotel room, under the bedsheets when my family was there.
That's all I remember...

 

O.O"! Im not so bad

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!