What's the funniest conspiracy theory you've ever heard?

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  1. I've had a friend tell me that Stevie wonder isn't blind, lecrae is in the illuminati, and I read somewhere that some people really believe yoga is a satanic worship lol

    Edit: Also, what are some conspiracy theories that you do believe?
     
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  2. Star Lord

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    That there's 2 sun's and the government covers it up with a permanent cloud.
     
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  3. Star Lord

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    The other ridiculous one I heard is, that there's a reptilian alien race living in the moon, yes IN as in the moon is a spaceship, and apparently they beam down mind control rays to earth and have infiltrated the elite, notable names, Obama, john Kerry, the queen etc etc.

    Seriously some peoples imagination is impressive. But so dumb.
     
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    Some of those I honestly believe. Maybe not the Stevie Wonder one lol but the yoga one sounds convincing to me. But Lazarus, what about these two:

    - The Holocaust was fake
    - Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married or partners

    Durr... what? o_O
     
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    Bush did 9/11

    Oh wait that one is true

    >.>

    <.<
     
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  6. Star Lord

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    What if bush senior is actually, bush Jr being sent back from the future, by john connor? To stop sky-luminati?
    But the force of time travel turned him to the dark side.


    Wait what........
     
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    Justin beiber is in the illuminati.
     
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    Illuminati confirmed LOL
     
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    :O
     
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  10. From www.livescience.com:

    "The leading flat-earther theory holds that Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the center and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall wall of ice, around the rim. NASA employees, they say, guard this ice wall to prevent people from climbing over and falling off the disc."
     

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