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Would you accept a criminal as a partner

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Goo, Apr 25, 2018.


  1. You say you are careful, yet you are posting that you are a criminal online.....ummm....i dont see it. Anyway, it seems like you need to switch lifestyles to me. Most crime movies end with people going to jail.
     
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  2. outwithold

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    Im not getting it? so your one of the 'wise guys' posting about it all over a forum?
    Am I impressed .. NO and if I was that way inclined and you were part of the same 'gang' as me id be pretty pee'd!

    But hey it your life brother, and as for the women... ummmm what was the question again? should you approach them and put them in danger?

    suddenly it feels like Im in the unreality of someones mind just thinking about it..

    sorry dont think I can help.
     
  3. SolitaryScribe

    SolitaryScribe Fapstronaut

    Yes I would accept a criminal as my partner. They would be my partner in crime. BA DUM DSSS
     
  4. Septimus

    Septimus Fapstronaut

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    Several reactions:

    - I'm thinking a real member of the Sopranos wouldn't post this, but who knows?

    - No doubt there are women who will get involved with bad guys, but they tend to be weak, insecure and/or manipulative. If that's what you want...

    - If you really are what you describe yourself to be, I'm thinking your claim that you don't want to change is doubtful.

    I wish you the best, I really do.
     
  5. I wouldn't mind having a relationship with a reformed criminal, but I wouldn't be with someone who's private life could endanger me or those who are close to me, nor would I stay with someone that hid a criminal background at the start of the relationship but disclosed it later. I wouldn't be with someone where simply my association with them could implicate me in illegal activity.
     
  6. :emoji_joy::emoji_joy::emoji_joy:

    Hilarious thread!

    It kind of reminds me of this video:

     
  7. outwithold

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    Im a bit of an each to there own kind of person.. but sometimes I sort of feel lost!

    But also just to say I now feel very protected with there being a big playa on the forums..
     
  8. elevate

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    Hi everyone. I recently attained 2 out of the 6 infinity stones. I'm the type of badass that can destroy half the universe with a snap of my fingers. I lead a team of other evil people called "Black Order". Some crazy special task force designed to stop people like me called "The Avengers" or something is out to get me because I'm so evil. I don't mind wiping them out. It's just what I do and chicks from all over the universe dig me.

    But now I'm on nofap because I really want to settle down and be with a great woman. Trying to show off to this hot girl named "Death" lately. I guess I'll continue to rack up the days on my counter until she notices me more. Doesn't seem like she's too impressed with me right now.
     
  9. HatePorn

    HatePorn Fapstronaut

    Evil person with the nickname ........... "Goo" .......... thats not how things work.
     
  10. Maybe he was going for goombah?

    Edit. Nope. Just read his signature; his username means jizz or sperma as the Italians call it.
     
  11. HatePorn

    HatePorn Fapstronaut

    I thought about googookaka, sounds more frightening.
    I never knew hoomans read signatures...but sometimes it can give some clues, thx.......SOB!
     
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  12. Teamwork makes the dream work.
     
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  13. She'll probably never be impressed with you and if she talks to statues you're in trouble.
     
  14. One hundred percent no.
     
  15. Hitto

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    even after all that lady death wasn't giving it up to thanos because he was trying to hard to impress her lmao
     
  16. Gotham Outlaw

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  17. Lord of the Ocean

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    Sure would.

    I am one.

    I mean shit happens.

    I am not a convict nor fugitive. I try to follow the law and being a law abiding citizen is part of my recovery. Contributing to the society that provides so much for us.

    Being with a Bonnie would be good for her I imagine as my reformation might rub off on her.
     
  18. Goo

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    First off all those doubting me on here I don't care, you can believe me or not. As for incriminating myself on a random internet forum I'm not too worried about getting caught on nofap lol this isn't applicable in a court of law.

    As for the stuff I do it's just very illegal. No need to get into details but if I were to be caught I'd basically do life.

    I've thought alot over the past few days and I had a revelation about life. I have brought shame to my family. Thing is, we live in a dystopian society.

    There are 3 rules to our society:
    1: Don't fuck with the governments money
    2: Don't fuck with the governments drugs
    3: Don't make people think freely for themselves

    Mass murder, rape, bribery, corruption, etc. All allowed in our dystopian society. You just have to follow those 3 rules.

    I'm not for that, so I do what I want. You think I'm bad check out what big pharmaand food is doing (monsanto)~ millions with cancer thanks to what your companies are feeding you. The FDA doesn't care because it's CEOs (monsanto) had been president of the FDA already.
     
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2018
  19. Goo

    Goo Fapstronaut

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    If you're not committing crime then you're either...

    1) Unaware of the severity of corruption, especially in the US

    2) Don't care / Don't know

    3) Have something to benefit from this dystopian society

    I'm a crook cause I'm labeled that way by law enforcement. I might do some bad shit, but you don't see me laying off 10K workers to increase my salary from 7M to 8M. You don't see me ripping people off, you don't see me putting poison in products and selling them like they fine. You don't see me throwing millions of nonviolent convicts into private prisons.

    Last question:
    In the end I do some shit but how's it different if some chick dates a CEO at monsanto (legal crooks/way worse than me) but if she dates me she's wrong?
     
  20. You basically confirmed that you're a drug dealer
     

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