I have some sweets here, and I'm selling them for US$1.000.000 Yes, you heard me, one million! Wait... What do you mean you're not interested? It tastes like strawberry. So, you don't think it's worth it? But I-I... Huh... Ok, I get it. It's not fair to trade all the things you've achieved so far for something that is not that great. And, to be honest with you, it looks beautiful, but it tastes really bad. You know, too much sugar and stuff... The first time feels horrible, but your body gets used to all that sucrose, asks for more, even though it's bad for your health. Besides that, it ends really fast. You can barely taste it before it ends. And... I kinda understand you. I mean, a million dolars... It's a lot! I assume you have plans on how to spend it. There are so many great things you can do with it, you can even invest it and earn even more. If you know how to handle it, you can really reach all the things you ever wanted with that quantity. Well, that's fine. "No means no", whatever... Go away and use that money as you please. Don't you worry about me and my candy, I'll keep looking for someone who's willing to give everything for this shit.