Yes, the title is clickbait. Do not judge me, people make threads like "If I fap I'll kill myself", and I don't say anything. Well, do you know that horror trope where there is someone alone in a house and sudently the telephone rings and when the person picks it up, all they can hear is some heavy breathing? I've been looking for the orginal movie that did that and I cannot find it. I thought it was from Student Bodies but it was a parody. Help.
Hang up and dial *69. Also check the doors to make sure they are locked. Chances are the call is coming from inside the house but if you run out you are likely to be chased. Find a corner of a centralized room. You need at least two exits from the room that AREN'T windows. Windows are bad news. Also grab your trusty AR15 and THREE extended round clips. Soon the power will be cut. Chances are there are more people then just the single person inside but you can do this. STAY CALM. Use your cell to phone police and tell them to hold their sirens and lights. Also make sure that they knock and annouce police so you don't shoot them by accident. At the very least this will keep the killers busy while you hunker down in your corner. Remember bullets go through walls and these killers as low tech knife or axe murders at best. Yes they will look scary but that won't phase you. Start by putting exactly two rounds into ANY interior wall. This will show them you mean business. If nothing happens shoot two more but thats it unless they move on you. You should be able to outlast them from your corner. If they start a fire to flush you lay low and move carefully to an exterior door. Fire two rounds through the door blind just incase they are coordinating with people outside. At this point just do your best but I wouldn't bother with a vehicle, you are safer on foot. Move to a immediate safe distance and try to land shots on any threatening stranger. Hope this helps.
I really highly doubt it would be possible to track such a common trope back to the very first person who ever wrote it. But good luck with that.
I actually gave up two minutes into it. A bot revived this thread, I'm suprised people keep replying.