I had anal a lot and its not messy just buy the little syringe things from the store, Spoiler: Possibly triggering text ! squirt water up her and it will flush her out nicely, also use lube and start with fingers, do some stretching in different directions, after she is loosened up slowwly insert it.
Man you need to chill out today. It comes across as either you trying get to purposely trigger people. Either that or you’re just way too horny today. Chill out bud.
I would emplore you; plead with you, since you are virgin; leave NoFap®. Most people here are not truthful. You can see. You have no idea how much God loves you, Infrasapiens. Stay pure. Find God. Repent of your sins. Stay virgin until you marry. In deed and truth,
This must be the weirdiest response I've got in all my life about my virginity. I apreciate it, though I am not leaving. I need a place to spread my sarcasm.