Oh i see what happened here. You placed your backets in a way that made me assume you were talking about your dick XD
No, i dont. I hate shaving my beard and cutting my hair. BUT in order to get a job i had to do both. If i had a girlfriend who would ask me to shave, sure i'll do it.
I have shaved my face and privates everyday for years. I like the clean/hygienic look and feeling. I do it for two reasons: 1. No pubic hair makes your weiner appear bigger [if you need it or not]. 2. If your crotch is a clean, manicured place to visit ....hopefully, you'll get more visitors. ha!
I really object to the inference that hair correlates to uncleanness. It is the same faulty reasoning that asserts that natural penises are dirty. With showering, the foreskin, pubes etc are clean. In truth, there is a greater hygiene risk and possible infections from tiny nicks in the skin from shaving your genitals.