60 Days NO P- N I Spat in the devils eye!!!!

I feel like a demigod right now. Jesus has knighted me. THE HOLY SPIRIT FLOWS FREELY; as the water flows through a river!

I Went 60 days no P now 30 days no MO. Alright listen to this! I had my net re-connected, dreadfully awaiting this day I prepared my spirit two days before this.
I knew the temptation would hit. All of my knowledge and training mercilessly bent on this day. How I and my guardian angels brothers practiced for the impact of the demonic hordes. Like Leonidas at Thermopylae, I braced my shield to repel the Xerxes' Hordes.

BANG! The old familiar P sight, of which many times I stroked my sword in such very unholy manner; the satanic red ritual of sick women paid to sell their dignity. With the lustful temptation of the succubus' did they try to suck my spirit from me.... What a FIGHT! Only with God by my side had I the will to withstand Lucifer's tempting sight!

I was temporarily under the influence of those all familiar demons of debauchery and filth. My eyes opened in mesmerization. Oh so long since I saw these pleasures of the flesh...
She grabbed my body and held it firmly in place. My eyes Burst open, transfixed on that screen. MY Heart raced so fast, as a warriors adrenaline pumps, ready to unleash the flurry of blows I learned by instinct. FOCUS CHRIS I THOUGHT ! FIGHT! WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!!!
My head throbbed uncontrollably. In my ear the succubi whispered to my ear "you know how good it will feel, you want to O my love, give yourself to us". And in my peril I reached for my sword of pleasure... I felt the temptation as I had not felt it before. "NOOOOOO!!!!" I shouted, thrusting my sword with holy alacrity into the succubus chest! "AHHHH!!!" She hissed, while dissolving into a pile of black goo and gore on the floor. I SHOUTED "VICTORY IS MINE!!!! BE GONE FOREVER DEMONESS."

.... And she was gone... I Watched now those P vids in a new light... I was no longer turned on. I Felt.. no longer shame. Utter disgust and sadness i felt, watching them defile themselves. How can we men, the protectors of women, allow such beautiful of gods creatures do such a thing???

So now, my sword had been transmuted. Transmuted from the sword of the flesh, into The Sword of the Lord!

Now My crusade will begin. I am once again. PALADIN. God be with us all!!!

 

@chefboyxo Yeah. im sorry. II honestly believe u was making fun of me. Shit man... Cause I took a lot 2 write all of that n stuff.