Lingerie equivalent for husbands?

Your sense of humor is refreshing!

 

Suits are amazing. And, little known fact: the difference between getting suited up, and putting on trousers and a button-up shirt consits of tying a tie, and putting on a jacket. That's the *entire* difference in getting ready. And you were going to put on some kind of jacket or coat when you leave the house anyway, so actually it's just tying a tie. By refusing to suit up, you are literally saying "I will put in X amount of effort, but not X+tying a knot. Tying a knot is more than I will do to look nice for you."

 

You hit the nail on the head sir! It is about the amount of effort put towards your woman that matters!

 

Tying the knot is my wife's job..sorry, didn't have to learn it.

FLAME SUIT ON

But really, I have to work to get something nice going , good topic!

 

And this effort is SO TINY! Unless you only wear slip-ons and velcro, and don't use ribbon on parcels, you declare all those things more important than your wife, if you don't put on a damn tie for her once in a while!

 

Don't lose your wife to a Boy Scout - learn knots!

 

It really does show the lack of caring when something like this is so simple to do but is refused.

 

To put in the effort that @MsPants and other women are seeking from us guys, please watch and learn the following:

 

And PSA: if it's uncomfortable, it's not that you don't like ties. It's that your shirt collars don't fit properly. Go up a 1/2". If that's too big, move the collar button a 1/4". If you can't sew, ask your wife to do it, because some guy on NoFap said that's what makes wearing a tie work, and made you feel like a schmuck for not dressing up for her. Then fucking SECOND she's finished moving the button you go suit up in the shirt she just fixed. Don't wait for some mythical "right moment." It's like planting an oak tree. The best time to start wearing ties for your wife is before you met her. The second best time is right bloody now.

 

1. I don't know how to tie a tie.
2. But if my husband was willing to put one on and asked me to toe it, I don't think I'd mind. There's something intimate about standing close and tying a man's tie. See: Pretty Woman. "She beeped the debate team." (Not can't remember the second half of the line.)

 

You can buy her something, some sexy clothes, a sex toy, then put it in a box, and the box somewhere outside the bedroom, with a note saying "wear this then come to bed with me".

Alternatively you can go through her wardrobe, or the sex toys, or both, and put together an outfit that you'd want her to be in.

The point is that:

1. You think about her
2. You put something into place for her

Bonus: buy one or two red light bulbs form home depot or amazon, darken the room, and replace the light bulbs in a couple of fixtures so the room is red. It's HOT.

 

You're leaving out the part where the suit hast to look and fit juuuuust right and if you're trying to reintegrate yourself into society after 10 years of isolation that can be hard. In my case I needed a ton of help from a friend

 

Fit is critical, yes. Most people don't understand it, including most people that sell suits, which is annoying. As to looking right, if your closet contains only grey and blue suits, white and light blue shirts, and grey and burgundy ties, it is basically impossible to dress badly, no matter which suit, shirt and tie you throw on.

 

Nothing warms the missus up quite like an empty sink because I did all the dishes or some clean floors because I swept and mopped them or if I take out the trash and lord help me if I do all of the above.

Physically... she doesn't mind the "tuggy" I have either

 

Too bad Gosling isn't wearing one, and isn't wearing it properly.

 

You just gave me a genius idea. I had posted a new thread in Relationships, but @fupornwife pointed me to this thread that I was unaware of. Turns out my 10 year wedding anniversary is next week. My wife and I follow the modern/traditional anniversary gifts, and she had just told me today not to get her diamonds (she want's a new laptop instead since ours is about to die). Left me bummed because I'm clueless about what else to give her, and Tin/Aluminum is the traditional gift. What in the world? Who made this ridiculous list, and why did we agree to follow it? Anyway, I saw the word massage table and it was the ultimate light bulb. I thought I was going to be breaking the list, but turns out there are Aluminum framed massage tables! I just ordered it, but I wanted to give you credit and thanks for saving my butt because I know my wife will love it.

 

Awesome idea! Remember, if a massage turns into sex, cool. But a massage should not be only a means for sex. Just a tip!

 

Sad about the list, I never followed it. but for the aluminum table, its a great save!Lol pretty cool! The one I got was an all included kit. I haven't unwrapped it yet, as I knew I was moving when I bought it. Now, I'm unpacking ourboxes and will make a nice spot to deploy the table when "needed". lol