This is correct spelling of Masturbation. There is no "E" except at the end of masturbate. I know spelling is not important in the grand scheme of things but I'm mildly annoyed to see it routinely misspelled in a forum that revolves around the topic.
Masteeeerbate? What is the definition? The act of self pleasuring while driving a yacht or bestiality involving matadors?
I do not know where you are from. But have you considered that a significant percentage of our community are not native English speakers? If English is their second, third or fourth language are not spelling mistakes understandable? Are you a pedant in other areas of life or just English spelling?
I was of course being facetious. I’m actually lazy. I most often just put M instead of spelling it out.
Forgive me for turning your post into a humor thread. I was feeling mischievous when I first read it. But you’re right. We should spell things correctly. Only takes a few seconds to look up correct spellings on Google or Bing.
I am personally convinced that we just found the most important thread anyone has ever created on this forum. I am voting @Exponential Power for President!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That was the funniest thing i've read since i started coming here. And some light hearted banter never hurt anyone. Except Ba(n)tman.
You are implying that all of this makes sense and we aren't all living in the Matrix. Neo is shaking his head as he stands next to me while i am writing this.
Okay time to get offline and go do something constructive like learning how to correctly spell disestablishmentarianism.