Mr. Bates' master baits every hook before masturbating on every hooker. That's a simple and stupid sentence to help you remember.
Guys quit it- I was laughing so hard I spilled condoment and now I've got mustard all over my bacon. Mustardbacon.
I knew i have been wrong all my life. Thank you for bringing light into this. It kept me up at night, philosophising on what Jesus would think on how to write it. After seeing your answer, i am sure this is the exact way he would have wanted us to write and spell it. Bless you.
I presume that that misspelling was deliberate — or maybe a pun on condonement? On other matters… Yes, spelling is the most important thing in life, more so than porn & masturbation addiction, or depression, or prejudice, or war, … I think that, on a forum, we have to accept people not only from all areas of the world and with many different languages, but also with different levels of ability in various areas. I spell very well, but the person who doesn't might be superb at (say) medicine, an area where I'm rubbish. I'm not about to judge.
I mean no disrespect to non-native English speakers. The frequency of misspelling suggests that many native English speakers are unaware of the correct spelling. I mean no disrespect to them either. Spelling is the least important issue for those seeking help from this forum. Annoyed is not an accurate description of how I feel about misspelling. I appreciate the irony that people visit this forum to avoid one particular activity and can't spell it correctly. I appreciate the humor I've inspired. I am often pedantic but I have a sense of humor about it.
While visiting an anti-masturbation forum to suppress his masturbatory desires Neo had an epiphany after reading the wise words of stranger on the internet. He thought, "I am the masturbator and the masturbatee."
I think the op just wanted to belay the ignorance that is usually condoned on an internet forum, so if the case, maybe it's okay? Edit: course it's okay, but my intent might be obvious.