any corolla males here?

hello there fellow chads,
I've seen a lot of sigma males here lately claiming to be way better than alphas, so I think it's time that corolla males show ourselves
for those who don't know, corolla males:
-are cool and misterious, therefore rarely seen outside
-prefer to stay in their own lane, wich means they prefer playing videogames over getting a job like society has told them to
-prefer not to waste their time with women, having little to no interaction with them
-are passionate and loving, living with their parents when they could follow society's expectations and get a job
any other corolla males in here?

 

a classic sigma, can't handle the misterious energy that us corolla males radiate smh this is so sad can I get a yeehaw?

 

actually I radiate so much misterious lone wolf energy I haven't had a meaningful conversation with anyone in 2 years

 

I DON'T KNOW I REALLY HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA

 

d'ang libs owned oppa gangnam style

 

truly the best naruto character

 

I wish I had a girlfriend to spite...

 

Wait... I'm sorry this is actually a thing?

well I can tell you I'm getting to that point. As much as I want to beat this habit I'm thinking about becoming a monk of some sorts.

Initial D watcher by any chance here? Lol

 

Allow me to quote Maxim Bady... "What the fadaf77king f77k?"

-J29