Not to downplay this serious quest we've all undertaken, but I've been keeping myself busy (and away from you-know-what) by putting together a Fap Lexicon, a glossary of terms to help fellow NoFappers in their journey. An Oxford Concise Faptionary, if you will. Anyway, just a bit of light relief and maybe a helpful distraction for those of us who are easily distracted. Additions gratefully received. I'll try to keep the Faptionary updated. (Updated Nov 26th; see page 2) The Oxford Concise Faptionary (First Edition). Bohemian Fhapsody: A harrowing 1975 Queen song about fapping. "Is this the real life? / Is this just fantasy? / I see a little silhouetto of a man / Spare him his life from this monstrosity" etc. Fap Gap: Minimum time required for a quick fap. Often highly negative consequences if miscalculated. Fap-trick. Three PMO's in one day. Fapitulate: To surrender to one's fappetite. See also prefapricate. Fapoplectic: A state of extreme physical tension felt in the final few seconds of a PMO session. Fapostasy: To formally abandon or renounce the principles of NoFap. Fapostle: One who spreads the teachings of NoFap. Fappalachia: The desolate region of spiritual and emotional poverty entered into after a PMO binge. See also 'Fappalachian Trail.' Fappalling: Explicit image of an extreme and distasteful nature, sometimes observed 'accidentally'. Fapparatus: Computer or internet-enabled mobile device, magazine, catalogue, etc.* Fapparition: Uninvited mental images while attempting to drift off into natural, restful and hands-free slumber. Fappendectomy: Permanent and irreversible removal of PMO from one's lifestyle.* Fapperazzi: A friend or co-worker who unhelpfully emails images or links of an unsafe nature. Fappetite: An urge to view sexual images or other media, typically escalating into PMO.* Fappetizer: A relatively safe image - but which tempts the viewer to then consume the unsafe variety. Fapplause: Praise from an online sex chat partner, esp. video chat. Fappraisal: A periodic assessment of a NoFapper's targets and goals. Fapquest: To search for a highly specific genre of porn. Faptasy: A wishful desire to fap. Usually experienced during routine, unexciting activities e.g. work. Faptitude: A measure of fapping profiency. Fapua New Guinea (FNG): A profound feeling of distance, dislocation and alienation experienced in a social setting following excessive PMO e.g. I was totally FNG'd at my grandmother's funeral, which is why I messed up the eulogy. Prefaprication: To feebly surrender to one's fappetite and then construct a flimsy justification as to why such behaviour was acceptable. Unfappable: A serene state of self-belief and conviction resulting from an extended period of NoFap.
Faptitude: how well one faps Fappalling: a pornographic image one finds disgusting, usually observed accidentally Fapplause: praise one gets from an online sex chat partner, esp. video chat
Thanks for the laughs slip_kid. What a great idea. Here's my two cents worth. Fap Gap. A short period of time that one thinks one can squeeze a fap into Faptasy. Dreaming about going home to fap. Often experienced when engaged in a boring social activity Faptric. Three PMO's in a day.
Fapsimile: That feeling of sameness you get to your fap sessions Fapnucopia: A source of apparently abundant Fap material. Contrafaption: A device that prevents one from looking at fap material, or fapping. Fapnique: A specific method of fapping Fapertoire: A selection of different Fapniques
A few additions: Faptulence: An unwelcome, post-PMO dribbling in the crotch area, which often results in unsightly stains. "I stepped forward and took a deep bow, all the while fervently hoping that my chronic faptulence would not be noticed by the Duchess of Cambridge." Fapricious: Fapping due to volatile mood, sometimes triggered by a fappetizer. Faphorrent: Material beyond acceptable boundaries of fappability. See also fappalling. Faptathlon: Fapping with multiple browser tabs open. Also, fapping across several genres of porn in search of greater stimulation. Fapcap: A pre-sleep fap to promote relaxation.
Faphrodisiac: Anything that increases the urge to fap. See also 'fappetizer.' Faphrodite: The goddess of Fapping. In Greek legend, those who cast their eyes upon Faprodite's unequalled physical perfection would be thereafter freed from the desire to fap. Efaporate: The profound loss of well-being that occurs milliseconds after a fap. Fapital punishment: Violent, nihilistic fapping.
(Updated Nov 26th.) Each time I browse the forum posts, with their mix of tragedy and comedy, I realise that we're all pretty much in the same boat, give or take a few variations. There does seem to be great strength in numbers, and I know in my case that I'm making better progress than I would have done without this forum. And if the NoFap journey does contain elements of a tragicomic drama, it can't hurt to focus on the comedy once in a while. (I just checked the Wikipedia entry on Tragicomedy. It's described as a "serious play with a happy ending." Oh, the cruel irony.) The Oxford Concise Faptionary, First Edition. Bohemian Fhapsody: A harrowing 1975 Queen song about fapping. "Is this the real life? / Is this just fantasy? / I see a little silhouetto of a man / Spare him his life from this monstrosity" etc. Contrafaption: Device blocking access to fap material. Efaporate: The profound loss of well being that occurs milliseconds after a fap. Fap Gap: Minimum time required for a quick fap. Often highly negative consequences if miscalculated. Fap-trick. Three PMO's in one day. Fapcap: A pre-sleep fap to promote relaxation. Fapertoire: A selection of different fapniques. Faphorrent: Material beyond acceptable boundaries of fappability. See also fappalling. Faphrodisiac: Anything that increases the urge to fap. See also 'fappetizer.' Faphrodite: The goddess of Fapping. In Greek legend, those who cast their eyes upon Faprodite's unequalled physical perfection would be thereafter freed from the desire to fap. Fapital punishment: Violent, nihilistic fapping. Fapitulate: To surrender to one's fappetite. See also prefapricate. Fapnique: A specific method of fapping. Fapnucopia: A source of abundant fapping material. Fapoplectic: A state of extreme physical tension felt in the final seconds of PMO. Fapostasy: To formally abandon or renounce the principles of NoFap. Fapostle: One who spreads the teachings of NoFap. Fappalachia: The desolate region of spiritual and emotional poverty entered into after a PMO binge. See also 'Fappalachian Trail.' Fappalling: Explicit image of an extreme and distasteful nature, sometimes observed 'accidentally'. Fapparatus: Computer or internet-enabled mobile device, magazine, catalogue, etc. Fapparition: Uninvited mental images while attempting to drift off into natural, restful and hands-free slumber. Fappendectomy: Permanent and irreversible removal of PMO from one's lifestyle. Fapperazzi: A friend or co-worker who unhelpfully emails images or links of an unsafe nature. Fappetite: An urge to view sexual images or other media, typically escalating into PMO. Fappetizer: A relatively safe image - but which tempts the viewer to then consume the unsafe variety. Fapplause: Praise from an online sex chat partner, esp. video chat. Fappraisal: A periodic assessment of a NoFapper's targets and goals. Fapquest: To search for a highly specific genre of porn. Fapricious: Fapping due to volatile mood, sometimes triggered by a fappetizer. Fapsimile: A fap that seems to be an exact copy of a previous fap. Faptasy: A wishful desire to fap. Usually experienced during routine, unexciting activities e.g. work. Faptathlon: Fapping with multiple browser tabs open. Also, fapping across several genres of porn in search of greater stimulation. Faptic feedback: A variant of haptic feedback, which applies a sense of touch of vibration to the user. Faptitude: A measure of fapping profiency. Faptulence: An unwelcome, post-PMO dribbling in the crotch area, which often results in unsightly stains. "I stepped forward and took a deep bow, all the while fervently hoping that my chronic faptulence would not be noticed by the Duchess of Cambridge." Fapua New Guinea (FNG): A profound feeling of distance, dislocation and alienation experienced in a social setting following excessive PMO. "I was totally FNG'd at my grandmother's funeral, which is why I messed up the eulogy." Prefaprication: To feebly surrender to one's fappetite and then construct a flimsy justification as to why such behaviour was acceptable. Unfappable: A serene state of self-belief and conviction resulting from an extended period of NoFap.
Hilarious! How about some more: Fapsack: when your balls shoot up into your body when you start to a relapse fap. Post fapsack: when your balls suddenly try swing as low as possible post fap to get the sperm factory going again. Fap-pack: the old reliables you always go back to finish of a marathon gap session.
What would you call searching for relatively safe terms expecting to find fap materials? Different word for testing the safe search or filter with these terms or tinkering with the filter in other ways?
These are some rather advanced and subversive fapological methods. I guess that's why they call you the DarkKnight. What you're getting at here is a fapportunity i.e the delusion that something fapworthy appeared on your screen purely by chance. This implies an element of dissociation where the user is unable to recognise that the so-called fapportunity is merely the result of his own keyboard inputs, and as such can indicate an unbalanced or distressed mental state. Word combinations used as an attempt to bypass filters and safe searches are commonly known as faptograms.
Fapadaisical: Careless or lazy attitude caused by overfapping. Usually results in neglecting to erase browser history, etc.
