I just broke up with my penis!

I'm not sure what day last week I decided to kick the habit, so I'll give myself 7 days on the count and go from there. So far, this is how the breakup with my dick is going...

Me: I'm so sorry little buddy, but I don't think we should see each other any more.

Dick: What!! Why? I thought we had something special here. Why do you want to leave me??

Me: Well, I've decided that you're holding me back in life and I want to move forward, have new experiences,form new relationships,better my life,etc.

Dick: But how can you say that when I'm the only one that has always been there for you? I've never let you down.

Me: I know, but that's the problem. You're always nagging me and demanding my attention.

Dick: how do you expect me to experience personal growth if we don't spend time together anymore?

Me: you're just going to have to be patient and maybe at some point you'll find a healthier relationship.

Dick: and what do you suppose that I do in the mean time?

Me: just try to remain calm and quiet. And for Christ sake stop calling me!! Especially at 2:30 in the morning!

Dick: it's not over! Not by a long shot, you'll come crawling back to me! Just you wait! I'm counting the days.

Me: fair well little fella...I wish you all the best!


So I've been lurking on this forum for a few days now and finally decided to post. I've read a lot of your stories and I'm inspired to move forward with this.
I've been p.m.oing for many many years and never for a second did I stop to think about how this could be the reason that I'm completely trapped in a lonely prison. All the while I thought that P was the only good thing in my life that I could count on. How could I have been so blind? Maybe it is true what they say.
Anyway, seven days and it's been surprisingly easy so far, but I know at some point the shit is gonna hit the fan. I'll just keep telling myself that this is the only way to a happy fulfilling life. It has to work because I'm running out of options here.
So my question is how far do you guys get before you really have to hunker down and fight off those urges?
I'm happy to be a part of this. I hope to stay involved and to learn from everyone in here and maybe share my own experiences to help others.
All the best fapsranauts!

 

It's nice to hear that you brokeup with your li'l partner.
It's time to grind now.

It depends on person to person & how severe the addiction is..

Normally 1st month is kinda hell but still urges can come at anytime as li'l partner will get bored soon & nag you at anytime when you're offguard.

Stay strong & clean.
Unchanined your mind & unleash the true power.