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People will be paying for the blood of a chocolate gulping fairy... Who loves to grunt like a hog after eating the aforementioned chocolate... (((How un-fairy-like)))
WE WANT THEM STORIES... AND WE WANT THEM NOW...
(((Proceeds to chant the above words at a pace that'll make Eminem quiver with envy)))
*falls over giggling and kicks my feet as I hold my tummy* Did you just call me a fool? XD How'd you know? *jumps up turns bright red under the mask of chocolate* I DO... NOT ... GRUNT... *looks to Moonie* do i?
*Punches Floof in his over grown bicep* THAT'S CHEATING! *looks at Moonie* You're scaring the poor moon and we just did that in the post below... XD (sowwie Moonie)
*squeals and drops Floof on his butt and flies around doing a little fairy dance* YAY! *starts singing* I doooooo not grunt like a piggy. Nope Nope Nope... I doooooooo not grunt like a piggy. Nope Nope Nope!
((((Appears with a squirt gun and proceeds to drown the fairy with water))))
Yes you grunt...
And you look kinda funny...
With those long ears and grunting... Now I know what your nose looks like... But I'm not gonna say it out loud...
(((disappears again))
(((Speaks out of nowhere as a wet Dapple and a stunned Moonie stare here and there)))
So Guys And Fairies... I have decided TO RENAME MOON SHOT...
his name is gonna be MOONCOOKIE from now on
..
*cries and places my hands in front of me as i'm squirted. As the water drips off of me I frown and stare at Floof raising my palms as the water around and on me starts to collect and forms a long whip. Lifting myright hand above my head the long coiling water whip lifts as well.*
*i slash my hand downwards towards floof as the whip cracks not a inch from where he stands* I fly up now dry with the whip coiling as i move* Just cuaes I'm a supporting Character doesn't mean I don't have attacks powers dear Floofs. *Moving my hands up the water whip contorts into an orb and i flutter back and drp my hands* the water orb bursts and drenches him* Now we are even.... *smirks*
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