Masturbation A sudden elation A nice little vacation A haven from abrasion Time to join the right-hand nation Or left if that's your persuasion. Have patience With persistent temptations Like little lacerations Constantly launching an invasion. You feel it's time to hasten To act out in a passion a-brazen It just feels like the right occasion Like it's written in the constellations. But if you look closely my friends It's all an illusion A fleeting vibration A minor tribulation Not a growling Alsation Keep communication With the divine situation A complete and proven equation Not a temporary evasion It's an uncanny preparation For unity, community and celebration. Love life Love her Love him Love all Just eat a cheeseburger and have a ball! Please don't take it as religious. And don't be afraid to ask any questions.
