I dare you to finish my Porn Poem (possible triggers)

...preferably with a memorable moral message for all of us to bury deep in our souls. Note: this is just for laughs, as I am tremendously bored. Disclaimer: I’m not aspiring to be a poet nor a sane person. Here it goes:

Spoiler: Poem

Ah, that familiar itch in pants
That is known to all you gents
A perfectly normal manly behaviour
Known even to Jesus the Saviour

So you sit down, look around
You wonder: will your soul mind?
It’s going to be just a quickie
Two or three vids, no biggie

And here it comes: a lady
And a guy calling her “baby”
But he doesn’t look like a father
Oh, it says he’s her brother...

Ok, next video: a teen blonde
And what’s that; a pond?
Right, so she’s going to drown
While being fucked by a clown?

This is getting weird, you think
Her finger had a wedding ring
Surely a failed marriage, aye?
You conclude and briefly sigh.

Ok, that’s a last video for today
Even though you’re perfectly okay
You just don’t want to overdo
So, a man fucks a girl in a loo

You’d swear she doesn’t like it
But she knows how to hide it
Or at least so the captions say
“Girl fucked in toilet in funny way”

Yeah, so that’s it for now, you swear
It’s midnight, but you don’t care
Damn it! Just this last one, your fave
“Huge black cock and tight babe”

What? Wow, that looks underage
And that homie is truly a sage
He compliments her before sex
Surely learned this from his ex

 

A short look at the clock
It’s three am, you’re in shock
Want to have your life back?
Cut the bloody habit, Jack!

 

If you feel unbearable temptation
Remember it’s not your destination
Be a child of love and light
Rather than a wanker at first sight