I hate crocs.

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  1. Infrasapiens

    Infrasapiens Fapstronaut

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    Another entry in my "I hate" saga.

    Crocs are probably, the worst footwear I've ever had the displeasure of using. They are hot (Not in a sexy way) but the stupid little holes in them which are supposed to let air circulate make things be able to get inside them. As a person who carries water in buckets and other containers very often, it is really infuriating when some water falls on them, as they allow the water to get it, but they are too closed to get dried quickly, so I must take them off and rise them towards the sun like some kind of brain-damaged Solaire of Astora.

    Damn Crocs.
     
  2. Certainly this is a key demographic for Crocs. I suggest a heartfelt letter to the CEO, maybe they'll do a design change.
     
  3. Infrasapiens

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    To Killer Croc, CEO of Crocs Corporation:

    Damn you dude.

    -Infrasapiens
     
  4. To Infrasapiens, damp foot bucket lugger

    We make an over priced foam rubber slipper. Try some Chacos if you want quality.

    - K. Croc
     
  5. GottaBFree

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    Lol. This thread delivered
     
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  6. Infrasapiens

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    What are Chacos?
     
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  8. Infrasapiens

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    I cannot see the video but I can see the thumbnail and I see some Mad Max Crocs.

    The humanity.

    I actually like flip-flops or I don't know what they are called.
     
  9. Little Bo Peep

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    Lol, I personally like trainers, or wellies, I honestly hate exposed feet.
     
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  10. These

    Chacos > Crocos
     
  11. MuscularSherlockHolmes

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    lol, you should start a "I hate..." blog.
     
  12. GigglingTrout

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    chocolate tacos
     
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  13. Tiresias

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    I love me a good pair of crocs -- I've got three pairs on the go at the moment. But i'm not carrying buckets of water very often...
     
  14. Infrasapiens

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    I have never eaten a taco in my life.

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    Last edited: Nov 21, 2019
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  15. klava

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    I also don't understand these Crocs. A piece of rubber incomprehensible. I think these shoes are exclusively for medical centers.
     
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  16. ShadyPerson

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    Shut up and keep praising the sun like a proper sunbro. \[T]/

    But crocs do suck.
     
  17. LEPAGE

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    Any footwear you cannot run in or do a solid days work in are useless. Crocs are useless. I'm also not a fan of sandals.
     
  18. I have heard some sad things. But this is by far the saddest. It's never too late for fourth meal.
     
  19. Infrasapiens

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    What?
     
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  20. olsen

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    someone likes crocodiles, someone doesn't. it's just a matter of taste for each of us
     

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