NoFap

  1. Welcome to NoFap! We have disabled new forum accounts from being registered for the time being. In the meantime, you can join our weekly accountability groups.
    Dismiss Notice

Quotes and misquotes..

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by mcrcvrng, Nov 11, 2016.

  1. Nov 11, 2016 #1
    mcrcvrng

    mcrcvrng Fapstronaut

    304
    279
    63
    We have a thread on songs so of course there's this. Thinking of The Matrix so I'll start with that:

    Misquoting Morpheus: What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with porn. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

    Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

    Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream, Neo? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
     
    mcrcvrng, Nov 11, 2016
    mcrcvrng, Nov 11, 2016
    #1
    Whackless likes this.
  2. Nov 11, 2016 #2
    Deleted Account

    Deleted Account Guest

    "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. Don't ever get down on yourself, just keep fighting - in the end, you WIN!" - Donald Trump

    Misquoting Hillary: "Fapping is the most precious right of every citizen, and we have a moral obligation to ensure the vigorousness of our fapping process."
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 11, 2016
    Deleted Account, Nov 11, 2016
    Deleted Account, Nov 11, 2016
    #2
    Deadlihood likes this.
  3. Nov 11, 2016 #3
    Deleted Account

    Deleted Account Guest

    Yea, I'm European. Which is what lets me look at all this charade from more distant perspective and just be able to amuse myself, rather then get all emotional. Also, don't talk like that about Hillary. Just because I mention her in the tread does not mean it's ruined now, come on man!
     
    Deleted Account, Nov 11, 2016
    Deleted Account, Nov 11, 2016
    #3
    Deadlihood likes this.
  4. Nov 11, 2016 #4
    Deadlihood

    Deadlihood Fapstronaut

    3,904
    2,845
    143
    Mods, this thread is just RUINED! Lock it up! Quickly!
     
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    #4
    Whackless likes this.
  5. Nov 11, 2016 #5
    Deadlihood

    Deadlihood Fapstronaut

    3,904
    2,845
    143
    "Luke, I am your daddy."

    *Luke is triggered*
     
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    #5
  6. Nov 11, 2016 #6
    Deadlihood

    Deadlihood Fapstronaut

    3,904
    2,845
    143
    Another Star Wars one -

    [Admiral Ackbar stares out into a galaxy of p-subs] "IT'S A TRAP!"

    Well, this is a miscontext and not a misquote. Hopefully OP won't mind. :rolleyes:
     
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    Deadlihood, Nov 11, 2016
    #6
    Whackless likes this.
  7. Mar 31, 2017 #7
    Whackless

    Whackless Fapstronaut

    330
    846
    93
    Not even going to try with this one.

    First of all I am not clear as to what the instructions are. Pray tell you want a quote and misquote in a post from someone? Can we just share a quote? Just a misquote? Or both? One at a time? Two at a time?
     
    Whackless, Mar 31, 2017
    Whackless, Mar 31, 2017
    #7

Share This Page