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Jack thought his summer job near the lake would be easy and fun. But he had trouble assisting fishermen in the shop. It was daunting to learn about all the worms, leeches, minnows, frogs, salamanders, and insects available. He was dismayed. If he did not do well
his father, Mr. Hoff would be disappointed. He never imagined it would be so difficult to master bait.

 

Massturbonation

 

i KNEW i could count on you.

We REALLY need a smiley that is laughing with tears in his eyes.

 

mustrublotion

 

masturboytion

 

no

 

I like Bing over Google because a very nice woman I used to know introduced me to it and I’ve been using it ever since.

Unfortunately Bing’s map function is crap compared to Google’s so I still go to Google frequently.

Ahhhh hope I didn’t derail this thread!!!!!

 

Can people be banned from the forum for bad jokes?????


(LOL, jk! I liked it)

 

This thread was lost a long time ago. Just like the mexican's will to pay for the Wall.

 

Here in Germany, we call it Moistërbaten.

My friend from France spells it Mastęrbetén.

Different countries. Different techniques. But we'll leave that for another thread

 

In Swedish we say "onanera" for novelty's sake.

 

I prefer the alternate spelling with a silent e at the front.

 

I prefer bing over google too

 

Hang on @Castielle, isn't Maester Beatee a character in some Game of Thrones + Hunger Games mash up?

 

I wouldnt be surprised

 

There will be no maester as great as maester Aemon

 

When you feel like masturbating while angry: Madsurbation

What flavor of sorbet was your favorite? Masorbetion

messurbation

 

If you're in a forest it's called mooseturbation

 

if youre in an oyster its called moysterbation

 

If you’re on a boat, it’s called masturbation.