I completed my 60 days yesterday. Back to good books and reading, no more fifty shades of grey. If P*rn was a country I would have been the Fapresident. If P*rn was a school, I would have been the Fapulty But P*rn was like work, And sadly I was like a Faptory The Faptory started during college days, and that part I deeply regret. It continued all these years and I wasted so much time I can never forget. This habit consumed me and I watched online so much crap. For 13 years I got sucked into the fap-trap. I wanted to resign from the Faptory, but it wasn't easy. Finally, I discovered wisdom from Buddha in an ancient Indian town. That my friends, helped me close the Faptory down.
Hahahaha, this was very well said! In a very funny, pleasant and also instructive way! Well done, keep it up!!
You win the prize for funniest posting! Humor helps, or the great change becomes onerous. I do have one suggestion for your poem. You'd be the Fapresident of the P*** country for sure, but you forgot to mention its name: Fapganistan. You can imagine what the flag looks like.
Great analogy lol.... At least here we are all president/ presidential candidates or ministers at least.... Lol.... And all the presidents wants to resign from their posts.... Lol... Keep going.... I have also put up my papers just 14 days before.... Let's hope I will not have to contest again at least for next 90 days... Although am am light hearted president so kept target only for 30 days.... Hahah
Oh I'd surely have been the Secretary or Minister of the Interior of Fapganistan! Deep in the interior was my fapping zone, hidden from view, but cultivated to insane levels.
Lol. Every one is secretary / minster who has put up there paper but goes back to the task before 90 days.... And keep counting for how long I have put up my paper hahaha.. I have giver secrets resignation b4 14th days(porn) and open resignation 4th day..( full No PMO) .