Congrats to @RecoveringWanker, who is now the highest-ranking member. I will be joining my pig brother tomorrow!
I'm a loyal solider of the autistic army, I will use my autistic superpowers to channel all my focus and attention into hacking the system, I will pretend to be a Russian bot triggering every single person I come into contact with. All hail Gary McKinnon
Day 7 - spider goat The Chinese scientists who created me were also clever enough to put human consciousness into my goat brain and nervous system. Iv escaped from the Chinese laboratory just like the coronavirus and I'm swinging around Hong Kong with my webs, jumping over buildings beating up bad guys, I'm going to use my goat spider super powers to destroy some of these Chinese porn studios that make the really messed up porn so they can degenerated and weaken the western men and the families by pumping it into the "popular" sites. I'm shooting white stringy stuff out of me and no it's not cum, it's spiders web.
This defines how I feel today: "A low-level beast with no special abilities. Feels bad man." <Frog> 0 days
My life in a nutshell This little piggy touched his pee pee This little piggy watched some porn This little piggy had some issues This little piggy drained his cum This little piggy then went 11 days without masturbation or watching porn/chatrooms and he feels ready for anything
Dude sounds like were you stuck in an intensive pig farm? "Workers collect the semen by masturbating the boars, then insert it into the sows via a raised catheter known as a pork stork." Glad you got out
Now this challenge looks fun LUL I'm in, currently Spider Goat, can't wait to become Joe "The Chimp" Rogan or a Gay Frog at least.
Day 15 fish person. Iv been neglecting my sleep, so I need to address that. I need to practice intention every day and stay grounded.