I beat my meat literally

I dont do it in pain, or when it's in morning wood state, but I sometimes light punch mine before it starts hardening up from arousal.

 

Another thing, you are better off cooling off your D with something cold, when it warms up over, beating it, since you risk increasing heat temperature and increase fap urge risk.

 

Yo what the fuck?

 

yo this post is so fricking funny dawg

 

Dont do that to yourself dude, you run the risk of seriously hurting yourself. Get a cold shower or something instead lmao.

 

I'm surprised y'all even understood that mess of a paragraph he typed up there.

 

I've gotten so used to reading borderline gibberish on here that I struggle to read plain English more at this point.

 

Bruh

 

It's a superpower, just like reading medical scribble writing.
The key is zoning out and the words rearrange themselves like magic.

 

Stay on here long enough and you too can develop this power. It happens on day 81 of a streak, the day after you start being able to manipulate quantum probability.

 

Shiet.... that's amazing, I cannot even levitate yet...

 

Really? That usually happens around the fourth week for me.

 

I heard somewhere that at Day 115, you can do push-ups with just your dick.

 

You are absolutely right. I can feel the change happening. Soon, I will ascend beyond you mere mortals.

 

Gotta respec the tango man.
Probably listens to a lot of tango line.
Also, what the fuck? I can't even think of a good angle to hit my D in. I also remember the retardation I had to hit my balls 7-8 years back. It was to deal with technical difficulties, ya'll should understand.

 

One doesn't simply hit his D. You make a fist and swing your D towards it.

It's common sense for those of us who have ascended beyond the mortal realm.

 

Damn bro. You right. Sorry. I forgot that I was an ascended being. But yo... What do you mean a fist? One simply does not drive his nuts into his fist.
A powerful, might one drives his nuts into the wall. A shattering blow. Not many walls survive such a blow, lad.

 

Idk about ya'll but I'm high as fuck rn.
Must be because of my streaks power.
Ya'll weak.