Cons of Not Masturbating

Your palms will be bald, your hands will be way too steady, and your vision will be painfully steady

On a serious note, the only down side I see is having to deal with pent-up lust. A steady relationship should take care of that one, if possible.

 

blue balls

 

You will turn into a Dragon.

From the first week, the signs will be there:

-itchy sweaty palms
-horns on your forehead
-feeling of numbness in your groin area
-a want to fly to everywhere

On the third week, scales will be visible. You should not be alarmed.
Not unless they're purple.
Then you might be turning into a Unicorn.

After a Month or so, you will be regularly breathing fire.
Any woman you meet will instantly become attracted by this.
Be careful not to burn them too bad

Flying might be tricky for you to master, but you'll get there

After a Year or so, you are already classified as a governmental hazard.
A walking talking National Disaster.
You will get press conferences where you scorch any arguments.

You are now a Dragon.
Enjoy your new life.

And remember, it was Nofap that brought you there.

 

You will be kicked out of your dream world and you will need to deal with the real world.

If you think this a con, then stay in dream world!

You know the film "Matrix"? There is this one guy in the team who cannot deal with reality and he makes a deal to get back into the Matrix.

 

Some experience mood swings...

 

Sometimes I feel like a pregnant girl.

 

Stronger mentally, damn thats such a bad thing..

 

Prepare to give birth to a new yordle \(^_^)/

 

1. Premature ejaculation. This probably won't come as much of a surprise to anyone, but if you go for months without masturbating and start having sex you're going to ejaculate much quicker than usual. This will subside if you're getting laid often though.
2. Blue balls
3. Flat line
4. Wet dreams

 

Having to real with your life, without immediate gratification. Sometimes none at all.

Realizing that in any dilemma, the good thing to do is also the hard thing to do (ugh!) and also involves saying no so some impulse

 

Dude, your empathy is off the charts

 

Is it tho? Does it appears to be so in my forum posts or something? Cos I really don't feel that I am that empathetic at all. By saying I feel pregnant I meant that I often feel irritated and moody.

 

Maybe you are pregnant?

 

Congratulations

 

Impatience, I think.