I was fine and then the next day after fapping I had a high fever and could barely lift my head and slept for 20 hours.
I really fail to see the relation between the two events. That's like saying I got tackled by a bear because I cut my nails.
I went to class today and then when I got back my roommate ate my cookie must have been because I went to class.
you can just say that you can't see the relation like the guy before you did without making silly jokes.. with all my respect.