My addiction.

Hello everyone. My name is Matthew and I need your help. It all began for me when Kiala mounted Simba in the Lion King in 1994. It has since been a downward spiral of taboo fetishes from wheelchair furries to watching the Lisa Sparx 919 backwards. At a young age, I am already prescribed 200mg of Prednisone a day for my Rheumatoid Arthritis. My physician told me that if I don't find a solution for my addiction, I will soon have to undergo carpal tunnel surgery. This is however not the worst part. Somewhere down the line, I picked up this strange fetish where I feel an insatiable urge to ejaculate on as many different things as possible. This would include but is by no means limited to: every sock I've ever owned, stereos, my cat, and my neighbors windshield. I threw away 4 years of medschool because I came on my dissertation. Last year, I successfully came between every page of the King James Holy Bible. My most recent blunder was a semen drive-by on an unsuspecting homeless man. As a result, every object in my everyday life haunts me with a reminder that I'm a deviant. Furthermore, the candy-like stench of dehydrated jizz wafts throughout my house. Please help me before things truly get out of control.