NoFap and Universal Domination

After reaching day 90 I am able to squat jump the empire estate building with a 15 kg weighted vest, pushing for 20 kg next week

 

Universal domination?

Hmm, I think you are giving way too much importance to some measly sperm cells. Also you are assuming boros has a similar physiology as humans. Which isn't true. Maybe his kind reproduces by budding or some kind of cosmic spores or whatever else.

-J29

 

That guy with one eye must have special sunglasses.

 

If you can't lift an elephant with your pinky finger while doing nofap, you are doing it wrong.

 

I can do pullups with no arms.

#Getonmylevel

 

I can do cardio with no hands

 

I can ring a doorbell without any arms or legs.

#Biggus

 

Btw why is there a random Hitler tag in the thread? Eh!

 

I can do cardio with no heart

 

In hindu mythology the mahabaratha id an epic war in ancient India there was a guy named Bhisma who promised since young age to never have sex so his father the king could marry a young girl.
In the battle no-one could defeat him the story says it was because the power of his celibacy oath.
God himself had to trick him in order to him to surrender and don't fight otherwise the good side in which god was fighting would have lost.

He finally died several days after he was shot with hundred arrows.

 

I can pee with no kidneys

 

I can shave with no hair

 

same thing happened to my buddy eric

 

I've not reached this level yet. One day though, watch out world, I'll be chewing with no mouth.

 

I can talk without thinking.

Ohh wait those are the incel guys talking in the sex is for babies thread, not me.