Requiem For A Moral Fig

On this very fortnight The Lord has so decreed:

A man is set to die -- Amen -- soon to spill his seed!

A widow then is so to grieve from a long, long ways afar.

Tonight she'll water orchics someone planted in a jar.

Oman, Onan! Lord, please tell the boy what he must do?

An heros justice comes swiftly for one low, filthy Jew.

The grapes are dripping. Yea, the juices are dropping.

This fortnights vine, ripe for delight, for who's coming's beyond stopping.

Who knows what he carries in pale clammy hands?

Scythe One wherefore not satisfied? It's for my lad - understand.

A lad with two grapes is soon yet to become, Alas!

I say, "Gird thy loins, my boy, and saddle up thine ass!"

But know on this fortnight his scythe comes, steel to keel.

My son, rest assured, some bloody issues never heal. Amen

-Lester

 

I wanted to say that fighting orgasm is futile and that its much like a woman's period. Wet dreams are out of our hands.

I wanted to convey that if you have subdued your urges and you still ejaculate without masturbation, that it is AOK.

Every fortnight some of us may lose some essense; Its just life. Do your best.

I hope it helps you. I hope this is a good explanation for you.

Stop playing with yourselves and don't look at pornography! God bless.

 

Why else would Shakespere call it a fartnight?

 

So yeah,

I'm not going to worry about my ejaculations anymore or feel guilty. So let Francis deny me. I ejaculate at least once every two weeks. Its completely normal for a young stud like myself. I'm still going to be king.

 

Thanks seaguy.

 

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