The Legend of Zelda Challenge

Welcome to the land of Hyrule


Fellow brothers and sisters of PMO (and gaming) welcome to the The Legend of Zelda Challenge

Long ago when the world was young, a golden power called the Triforce was created by the Goddesses of Hyrule. Whoever touches it shall be granted their hearts greatest desires, either it be good or ill.

It was this promise that has attracted one named Ganon, an Evil King from the great desert land of Gerudo. He used this power to rule the land of Hyrule, creating monsters and turning the once peaceful inhabitants into husks of their former selves by using their lusts for pleasure against them.

The three Goddesses of Hyrule, hearing the cries of their people but knowing they cannot
truly intervene with the mortal realm, have decided to use their divine power to awaken the minds of the enslaved, granting them a chance to free themselves from their torment and defeat the Evil King of the desert. But whether the people chooses use this chance, is up to them.

It will take time for one to become who they were truly meant to be, as the transformation will be slow and, more than likely, painful. But if one passes these trials, they will defeat Ganon and become the new bearer of the triforce, thus freeing finally themselves of their lust and becoming so much more.

The rules
1. Post daily and post often
2. This will be tied to your streak counter
3. No PMOing of any kind including edging and porn substitutions.
4. Add challenge and rank to your signature so word may spread (And so you can showoff ).

Tips and Tricks
~Make the reboot and your mental health first priority~
~Be accountable~
~Meditate~
~Train your body~
~Train taking cold showers~
~Study the reboot~
~Look through the forum~
~Eat healthy~
~Sleep well~
~Start doing things that once made you happy (other than PMO)~
~Exhaustion and illness is your enemy~
~Resetting/rebooting is part of the journey, so don't be disappointed when it happens, it happens to everybody~

Forms

0-Days: You are a Gibdo. You are literally wrapped in your own PMO lust, moaning and screaming.


1-7 days: Your wrappings fall off, exposing yourself to be a Redead underneath, still moaning and screaming with lust.


8-14 days: You feel your rotting flesh fall off as the dark power starts to leave you, turning you into a Stalfo


15-29 Days: As the dark power continues to leave you, your rotting corpse reflects this by shrinking in size becoming a Stalchild


30-59 Days: Your old body becomes dust and sinks into the earth. Emerging from within, you grow into a Deku Sprout


60-89 Days: Thanks to the nutrients of the earth, your new body grows into a Deku Scrub


Day 90-129: Your wooden outer shell cracks then splits open. From within emerges a Kokiri


Day 130-179: As days passed, the blessing of the goddesses grows within you, accelerating the age of your body until you are a Hylian


Day 180-239: Wishing to be more than just a simple Hylian and knowing you are destined for greater things, you joined up to be a Knight of the royal family.


Day 240-309: Due to many victories on the battlefield against Ganon's forces, you are hereby promoted to Captain of the Royal Guard.


Day 310-379: Showing that you are beyond the ordinary, you are hereby decreed to be Hyrule's Champion


Day 380-499: Proving that you are ready to face Ganon, with the Goddesses blessing, you are now The Chosen One


Day 500 and beyond: You survived many trials and tribulations, earning you the right to face off against the Gerudo King. After a long hard battle, you use the power granted to you by the Goddeses and banish Ganon to the dark realm from whence he came.


With Ganon now vanquished, you become the new Bearer of The Triforce, freeing the land and yourself of his corruption.

Congratulations!


Citizens of Hyrule
Redeads

Stalfos

Stalchilds

Deku Sprouts

Kokiris

Hylians

Knights

Captains

Champions

Chosen ones

Bearers of the Triforce​

 

Bah, back to Day 0, tried a strategy that didn't work followed by chasers.