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What would aliens find weird about us?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by Ghost in the Shell, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. Mar 22, 2020 #1
    Ghost in the Shell

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    Imagine we're being observed from the outer space. Which habit of the modern human would puzzle the extra-terrestrials the most?

    Would it be the fact that we walk from a box to a different box, spend a couple of hours there and then go back to the first box where we lie down motionlessly before repeating the same cycle again?

    I think another would be that many humans choose to spend a good deal of time by looking at moving pictures of other, unknown humans copulating while the viewer simulates the intercourse on himself or herself.
     
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  2. Mar 22, 2020 #2
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    Is that even a correct English sentence? I haven't yet figured out how to refer back to the original subject of a sentence when there are dependent clauses.
     
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    ^ that guy does so many of these alien comics, and they're all hilarious.
     
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    Those are amazing
     
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    I cannot answer this, as I don't know them aliens! :rolleyes::D;)
     
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    I’d say they’d wonder why we try to reproduce by masturbating ourselves when we know it won’t work.
     
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    I don't think anyone is trying to reproduce through masturbation. Lol
     
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    Mushroom tips , and jelly beans
     
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    How we are not united as a species, despite having lived on this planet for thousands of years. Always fighting each other.
     
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    They would be amazed about how we are destroying our home, too.
     
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    I'm trying to duplicate some new socks , the gift that keeps on giving
     
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    if u have any evidence they exist i'll be sure to ask them
     
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  15. Mar 28, 2020 #15
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    They’d wonder why we go insane over little stamped pieces of paper, or why the majority of us put poison into our bodies daily.
     
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