Just Joshing. So sorry that was an inappropriate impulsive joke. I would have to approve of Laz's and IGY's choices, black olives and mushrooms are ALWAYS a FINE selection. The good Mr. Hyde had a nice choice as well but habanero would probably be too spicy for my Western tastebuds. So might I say, some oh I don't know, gosh I just don't know, perhaps hand picked tomatoes that were picked right before they are put on the pie, in Rimini sitting by candlelight on a moonlit cliff OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheese pizza is the best not because additional toppings cant improve a pizza, but because only cheese allows you to fully know the scope of the pizzas quality. Once you enjoy a cheese slice that is worthy, then you know that addittional toppings can enhance the flavor, but do not establish the foundation of what makes the pizza great. Its a lot like fapping - think of cheese pizza as fapping without porn and adding toppings can enhance the experience but is not necessary.
You stole my idea hehe. Sorry to trigger everyone that hates pineapples on pizza but I think it's amazing.
I wish I could think about pizza without also thinking of the heartburn that comes shortly after...anyone else that old yet? haha. If heartburn wasn't an issue, def pepperoni!