booty shorts dilemma

Okay. I was trying to avoid posting this, but seems EVERYWHERE i go, stores, gas station, home repair store, especially the mall, I am seeing these new booty shorts out and about--lawd have mercy!

I don't mean your average volleyball shorts that are skin-huggers, I mean these kind of shorts designed to ONLY cover 90% of a girl's butt cheek.

So the last part of the gluteus maximus, is uncovered, and uh it feels like porn...because the innocent bystander knows shorts used to cover all the butt, but now it does not? huh?

this leaves you, being butt flashed with the 10 percent that is alluring to say the least.

Is anyone else (outside of Texas) seeing this fad?
It might actually be helping me with my rebooting since I am making more good choices every time i got out.

 

Uhhhh—— i can’t tell if you are being serious or having a go at me mate?

Using your logic:
I could bend down and act like I’m picking up something on the ground and say: sorry miss you dropped part of your ass back there, here ya go.”

Then my face would get slapped off. No thanks.