The most fucked up place you ever masturbated?

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  1. Deadlihood

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    Damn, you know what, I don't think I've ever jacked off at anything church related before -- I am surprised (and relieved) by this revelation.

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    Got a wicked blowjob in my old church's parking lot once, though.
     
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  2. Lunar Devil

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    What?! Really? I don't see how that's like even possible?! It just doesn't seem possbible, tell us more...
     
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  3. nomo

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    Outside, on the top of the bleachers at my high school football field. I was walking home on a cold and grey winter day, about 4:00 PM, I must say it felt great.
     
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  4. In class when I was 12.I fapped to a feamle teacher as she was taking a nap.I also masturbated at work a few times.I feel really ashamed right now.:(
     
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  5. Don't be. There's always people who have done worse. And besides, you got the balls to tell us. That has to mean something.
     
  6. Deadlihood

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    LMAAAAAAO :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  7. Lunar Devil

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    You gonna explain yourself bro?! I am actually very curious about it, no joke. please ma maan
     
  8. Deadlihood

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    Brother,

    "Kristen" is actually a female.
     
  9. Kristen

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    a girl its way easier to MO then for guys to in public.


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  10. GDawg

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    Many times in an airplane bathroom while thousands of feet in the air.
     
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  11. Not cool man.
     
  12. pc234

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    Library carol
     
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  13. Chrishandsoff

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    while they were in the room?

     
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  14. pc234

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    Why? Does it matter?
     
  15. Chrishandsoff

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    It just struck me that if they were in the room that would take a LOT of balls....no pun intended.
     
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  16. Well, where to start.. I did it when I was in the army while all the other 5 guys where in bed. Did it at the toilets in the army all the time even tough I ran a high risk of getting busted. Got busted once after I forgot to lock the door properly. Did it in my sisters bed. Slept beside a female friend of mine once and did it there. Did it while a guy was sitting on the toilet next to me taking a shit. He even asked for me to hand over some paper, lol. Did it behind some aquariums in a pet shop. Did it in front of my cat a million times. Did it in the woods offcourse. Did it in front of our family tv at daytime. In my room while my sister where having friends over. At the women public toilet. Essentially everywhere I could get the chance to do it. I did not even care if I did get caught from time to time. Everyone knew I was fapping. No way that went on unnoticed even tough I only got caught red handed a couple of times.
     
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  17. mondays_suck

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    Home and public toilets, hotel rooms alone or shared with parents or friends, hotel showers, my own bath, lake.
     
  18. In the car on a journey with my brother next to me, i had a sheet over me and my brother next to me was a sleep, my mum and dad were in the front seats. pretty bad but yeah yolo when you're young! to clarify i didn't do it over my brother it was over a girl!! just in case there was any confusion!!!
     
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  19. Bruze lee

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    In spanish classroom i was just in front of the teacher it was disgusting and insanely risquy ! my d was flasid and i felt really bad after that i was about to throw up my breakfast. I had to deal with nasty underwear during 3h, it was just incredibly dumb and perverted..
     
  20. Deadlihood

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    LMAO

    (Good question.)
     

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