Who wants to start a cult?

Discussion in 'Off-topic Discussion' started by DWizZy, Jul 28, 2014.

  1. December

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    Can't tell if serious....or trolling.... :confused:
     
  2. DWizZy

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    [email protected]! That's the idea. And the alien bastids would still have the song stuck in their head after they finished us off.

    December, how about, I say, I am curious in the spiritual notions of celibacy, such as has been recorded among tantric experts and monks of all creeds for ages. In my own practice, I have often considered the potential for achieving some spiritual milestone. I've also taken a lot of hallucinogens in my day, and so I do really believe in some weird ideas, including that it may be possible to telepathically communicate with aliens. That said, I'm not massively likely to do this, again, unless I had a really good team of advanced fapstronauts to work with and a solid plan. Would that be a less trolly way of communicating for you?
     
  3. monkotto

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    8+10+4=22 hours

    forgot 2 hours

    2 hours knitting socks
     
  4. DWizZy

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    Well, people had better not masturbate into those socks! That would be an insult to our monastery.
     
  5. monkotto

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    the important question is which song! a justin bieber song maybe?
     
  6. DWizZy

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    That'd sure piss the aliens off.
     
  7. monkotto

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    ok we are singing "baby" (justin bieber song) and the statue is a huge statue of a beautiful woman.

    all members look physical like dwayne johnson.

    so the target of this cult is ->

    pissing off aliens until they come down and delete humankind!

    :cool:
     
  8. Tombuktu

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    As long as I am the cult leader and have all your money poured into my bank account, the idea sounds good :cool:
     
  9. monkotto

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    money for what?

    singing - training - knitting socks - singing - training - knitting socks - singing - training - knitting socks - ...

    ...until an alien comes down and burns down humankind!
     
  10. Tombuktu

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    Most cult leaders have secret bank accounts where their followers punt the money. I like the "singing - training - knitting socks - singing - training - knitting socks - singing - training - knitting socks - ..." :cool: Still, having all your money will be great just in case the aliens delay :)
     
  11. monkotto

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    tombuktu i forgot the socks. we can sell them. so soon this will get a sock-imperium.

    so there is money in the game!

    believe me the aliens will not delay.

    we have to disturb them!!!


    dwizzy started this cult - probably he is the leader.

    maybe he is a democratic fella and we can vote a leader.
     
  12. Tombuktu

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    Ha! ha! lol
    :cool: I thought the whole idea of a cult was to have a self proclaimed leader. Since he did not claim the throne, I am might just put my name forward and vote for myself as a majority :cool:
     
  13. monkotto

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    nice - good tactic! fight it out!

    i want to punish the relapse-members - kind of hangman - with a horsewhip!

    so instead of knitting socks i punish members!

    my day looks like...

    singing - training - punishing members - singing - training - punishing members...

    :)
     
  14. monkotto

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    i cant sleep so i made some thoughts...

    how about this idea - order inside the cult:

    leader
    no pmo
    beautiful girlfriend in his tent (sex free)
    very very large tent only for him - with tennis court and cinema inside
    food from the best restaurants on this planet

    hangman (this is my position)
    no pmo
    beautiful girlfriend in his tent (sex free)
    large tent only for him
    rest of the food which the leader does not want to eat

    rest of the members
    HARD MODE until the aliens arrive and delete humankind!
    alltogether in one stinky tent
    every day one plate with rice

    i think this is a really fair order!

    :D
     
  15. DWizZy

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    Oh what...omg...I just got the first contact from the extra-terrestrials, and they say that I'm the leader. WOAH OMG THIS IS HUGE.
     
  16. monkotto

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    congrats dwizzy!

    our wise and mighty leader!
     
  17. December

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    Lol Yeah it makes more sense now. I think word "cult" threw me off though haha
     
  18. Hotshot

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    Oh my lawd. I'm in.
     
  19. Ada

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    Celibate? Why? We should bring female fapstronauts (not in a slave way) to build a master race of fapstronauts! We cannot simply let the cult die with us! We must evolve! We must conquer!, first Earth, then the universe!
     
  20. monkotto

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    master dwizzy i forgot an important position...

    chief of gym -> melancholyweightlifter
    same conditions as hangman

    ada it is about torture the low state members. this habits you will find in every cult.

    welcome hotshot start singing "baby" (justin bieber song) immediately!

    :cool:
     

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