DON'T BE AN IDIOT: DON'T BUY A $2000 SEX DOLL LIKE I DID

GawDAMN that was savage

 

thanks, you've articulated this well!

Please don't take this as 'judgemental' because all of us here in one way or another are broken and messed up by our PMO and related problems- I sure as hell am - but the very fact that you are somewhat ashamed of having one and how to get rid of it should tell you something. You wouldn't feel ashamed about throwing out the 2000 pc if for example you realized it was emitting radiation and causing you cancer... I personally believe that this stuff destroys us mentally just as badly..

We all do whatever it is we do (PMO, FMO with me, sex doll with you, drinking and alcohol abuse for some (me included) because its a coping strategy for something else -- nurture whatever that is.

You may want to ask why you have one in the first place (again no judgement here, a lot of people have sex toys, though... that's quite an investment ! ) and how you can fulfill that need in a more positive way. it may not even have to do with sex.

 

(eats popcorn and drinks rootbeer) wow, this is one hell of a thread. I read the whole thing

 

Why it exist in first place? That's the real question.

I really don't know what to do with this problem, "what to do with a 2000 US$ sex doll?", but if we changed our controls, I'm with your body and you ... a spectator (hehe), I would just put that doll like a remember of who is like to be on the worst moment of life, you will be a man that spend 2000 US$ in a Sex Doll, Why don't you do this?

You will not simply throw this thing on the trash, this costed money, you don't wanna do this, so I recommend you to hide this, forgot it, let it become sand on your garbage or anything, and put that doll mentally like the worst defeat in your life, so every time you have urges you will remember this doll, the symbol of the most defeat of your life, and move forward.

 

Stick a light bulb on its head and stand it in your room as a lamp, and hang your clothes on it too. Double uses.

 

lol imagine you threw it away one night then went back home only to see it sitting on the couch looking at you as you enter your home lol

"why have you forsaken me, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEE"

 

sounds like a good way to relapse. This is like there is a « girl » always available for you in your house.

fire. Is the only option. You can keep a finger if you want to remember. Or the invoice, that also work.

 

He do not want to take that doll on fire, that's the problem :/

 

@Dark Knight Rising THEY'RE ON TO YOU RUUUUN!

 

HEY! you don't work for us! stfu

 

Yes, that's what you'd like to think, alright.

As for those with a modicum of common sense left in them, posting about a sex doll on a forum designed to assist its members in recovery from mismanaged sex lives, doesn't exactly constitute "humor", particularly when the thread in question isn't even meant for self-improvement.

Face facts. You changed the name of this thread three times. The original name was "WHAT DO I DO WITH MY $2000 SEX DOLL" and when people actually started to give you good advice, you changed it to a joke thread to save face.

This argument has more holes in it than any sex doll you'll ever buy.
Nobody will smash a PC, because unlike a sex doll, which is merely an extension of the fact that you lack a real pussy in your life, a laptop can do about a thousand things which can bring benefit to its user.
What benefits does a sex doll provide you with, OP?
Sex? Ramming your dick into plastic isn't exactly sex.
Humor? I'd rather pay $300 for a concert and spend the remainder on pleasing a living, breathing girl.


In the end, no matter how much you try to laugh it off, the fact remains that you were desperate enough to waste your parents' money on a dead replica of a whore and refuse to part with it. You use feminine pronouns to refer to it, named the thing, purchase accessories for it and keep it stashed away from the people who'll actually knock some sense into your head.

The irrefutable fact remains that this plastic cum dispenser is the personification of your inability to attract real love and connection in your life.