1000 day ascension challenge.

(This is satire)

The challenge is simple, abstain from PM (O is optional) and see how woke you can get!


DAY 0 - SLEEP

You are asleep, and cannot fathom any higher reality.

DAY 7 - STIRRINGS

You are beginning to question the fabric of reality. Are things really what they seem?

DAY 19 - THE CAVE

You have become fully aware of your imprisonment in the cave.

DAY 31 - FREEDOM

You have escaped the cave and have encountered true reality for the first time.

DAY 53 - AWAKEN

You have finally awoken from your slumber, and are going through the first phase of ascension.

DAY 71 - 01001000 01101001 01100111 01101000 01100101 01110010

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DAY 109 - COMPOSITE REALITY COGNITION: ENGAGED

You have become aware that your prime motivation is only a facade for something deeper.

DAY 239 - PRIME DRIVE: DISABLED

You have forsaken your prime motivation and have complete faith in a new composite mutation.

DAY 347 - T̴̯̄H̸͇͂Ê̵͇ ̴̪̈H̴͓̑U̸̝͝N̷̥̒G̷̱͝E̵̺͌R̴͖̄

Y̶o̶u̷r̴ ̴c̷r̷a̴v̶i̶n̶g̴s̴ ̸h̶a̵v̸e̶ ̸b̶e̸g̵u̷n̸.̵ ̶T̴h̶e̴r̸e̵ ̵i̵s̷ ̸n̷o̸ ̸w̷a̵y̴ ̵b̴a̵c̶k̶ ̵n̵o̸w̵.̵ ̴T̷h̶e̸ ̶m̸e̴t̸a̴m̶o̴r̶p̴h̸o̶s̴i̴s̸ ̸i̷s̷ ̵u̶n̶d̶e̷r̸ ̸w̴a̷y̶.̶

DAY 443 - COCOON

THERE ALL IS #1B1E25 #1B1E25 #1B1E25 #1B1E25 #1B1E25 #1B1E25 #1B1E25

DAY 720 - COMPOSITE AWAKENING LEVEL: 8

S Y N T H E S I S = > N E W B I R T H

DAY 840 - THE ANTI-PRIME REVOLUTION

YOU ARE ALL THAT IS LIKE YOU MAKE. FULL OF ALL UNDERNEATH HAVE YOU THINK? Y E S.

DAY 1000 - less brain fog

On this day, you can expect less brain fog and greater productivity! Go start a project or begin writing a book!