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I was friends with him on Facebook. Really nice guy
FRICK ON A STICK!
"Don't send a rabbit to kill a fox!" - Ghost in the Shell
Never send sheep to kill a wolf
She has ONE single iota of tenuous power. You don't need this (throws stapler). I understand. Junior high must've been kinda tough, but that doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice. We laugh at you Janice. We all know you keep a stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. But if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave, I feel I speak for the entire office...when I tell you...go fuck yourself!
Shoot THIS motherfucker!
Morgan Freeman, "Wanted"
I also like this one from Bane,
“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
I think this is the best scene out of any movie ever:
You've got yourself a dead driver and a cute little shipment of guns, but you don't have the seller and you don't have the buyer. ATF? What does that stand for anyway? Alcohol, Tobacco and FUCK UPS?!
-- Black Dog
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
“Obviously you’re not a golfer.” — The Big Lebowski
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?!!!!
"I can't bring it down to your level, cause I'm afraid of heights."
James May, Top Gear UK
"I am your father Luke". That is my favourite Star Wars quote, from The empire strikes back. I like it because I had really not seen it coming and suddenly Darth Vader became a person of flesh and blood
"Get busy living, or get busy fapping"
The Shaw Wank Redemption
Ulrich: Ma'am, with all due respect, what are we gonna do?
Hennessy: We're going to kill him, of course.
U: You want me to kill Frankenstein?
H: Don't be stupid, Frankenstein can't die. After all, he's just a mask.
Death Race (2008)
Words to live by, huh?
Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West! - LOTR