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“I wish I knew how to quit you.”
*runs up to a gorgeous woman in a swimsuit, about to take a bite from a hamburger--grabs it out of her hand*
Chris Knight (Val Kilmer): Don't eat that. Don't you know eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?
*he drops the burger and looks at her chest*
Chris: Oh my god--I'm too late!
Not a movie line... But a quote from Chuck palahniuk ( fight club)...( I know I'm obsessed with this fight club)
"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."
"Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.! I'm the The Guns of the Navaron."
Jules Winnfield (picking up itty-bitty pieces of skull on the account of Vincent Vegas' dumb ass.)
Tarantino's Pulp Fiction (1994)
Man on Fire
Christopher Walken - "Creasy's art is death...and he's about to paint his masterpiece"
"Forgiveness is between them and God. I'm here to arrange the meeting"
Creasy in Man on Fire
(From real life)
"Doctor Livingstone I presume"
Ipkiss: You know what, Mrs. Peaman?
P: Well that's what you are, Ipkiss, A BIG nothing! (slams door)
I: .......Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your BOLTS TIGHTENED?!
-- The Mask
That movie was an emotional roller coaster. I couldn't stand the scene with the guy taped inside the car having his fingers and ear chopped off, but I loved the rest
"One last wish please?"
"A last wish? I wish...you had...more time."
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Do you want a list or an essay on what are my favorite movie lines?
"Eres miembro de la hermandad. Correcto?"
...ok, I'll stop now.
Shaq: Dr. Phil? What are you doing here?
Dr. Phil: I don't know. I was supposed to do a show on teens with abandonment issues and suddenly I woke up here. Man, those kids are gonna be pissed....
--Scary Movie 4
Whenever I saw Senator Fred Thompson on the news, I'd always say "stack 'em, pack 'em, & rack 'em."
stu:hunny i got a dark side,theres a demon in me
allan:yeah its true he has semen in him
stu:I SAID DEMON
allen:but you also have semen in you, remember the...
stu:NOT relevant but thank you all
the hang over
Not a movie, but a video game cutscene:
"They say the mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...I think my mind bent so much, it snapped in two." -- Twisted Metal Black
-Chancellor Palpatine. Revenge of The Sith.
Clementine Kruczynski: Joely?
Clementine Kruczynski: What if you stayed this time?
Joel Barish: I walked out the door. There's no memory left.
Clementine Kruczynski: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.
Joel Barish: *Coming back at her*
Clementine Kruczynski: Bye Joel.
Joel Barish: I love you.
Clementine Kruczynski: *Whispering* Meet me in Montauk.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"You just got your asses whooped...by a bunch of god damn nerds! NERDS!!
-John goodman in revenge of the nerds